And now the disappearing, reappearing memory. Another fine ACME product.
The whole Trump camp from campaign workers to cabinet members to family members should be in an Aricept commercial!
To the best of my recollection, I donāt know Carter Page.
Trump: Who is Lew? He sounds illegal to me. I will play The Reagan Card:
Heās still lying, and hoping this lie will be less indictable.
That gif reminds me of my mind on a typical morning. 
Closing in. Closing in.
āTo the best of my recollection, I donāt know Carter Page. To the best of my knowledge, Carter Page never had a DonaldTrump.com email address, had no formal role in the campaign that Iām aware of, was never compensated by the campaign.ā
Hmmm.
Iāve been a low level volunteer on campaigns. No one ever made a national address to say I am working for them. No major newspaper (oh hell, or even local rags) ever covered me working for a campaign.
Is Lewandowski saying he is such a shitty campaign manager that he didnāt even know when his candidate announced his foreign relations team, and a year and half later, he STILL doesnāt know who was on it??
EDIT TO ADD: Joy Reid needs to be giving classes to these wannabe anchors on how to handle interviews with bullshitters like Lewandowski. Just shut him down when he starts this argle bargle crap.
It was Fatherās Day.
That sets a new low for pathetic excuses for memory discombobulation. Soon, perjurers, tax cheats, drunk drivers, pig fuckers and ax murderers will start to use the āFatherās Day defenseā for why they couldnāt remember not to do those things. But when it comes to word salad, Corey has a long way to go to match that guy Carter, whom he never met nor barely remembers even hearing of.
But Corey was invited to Harvard on a fellowship and got a paid gig as a talking pig on CNN, so he canāt be a liar, right?
Youāre an unindicted co-conspirator, pal, and only one of those words is going to change in the coming months.
Me too. Need more coffeeā¦
He looks like the generic bad guy on every Law & Order episode.

Oh, thereās documentation? NOW I rememberā¦
At what point do they start referring to Trump as a Low Level Volunteer? This seems to be the take everyone on the campaign is taking when trying to ārememberā something they have been caught on.
I remember Martha McCallum when she was a pretty good financial reporter on CNBC.
Iām sure the moneyās good at Fox, but itās embarrassing watching her be oh so earnest with a nitwit like
Lewandowski.
The federal prosecutors are going to have fun with him when he has to testify under oath.
Carter is the kind of looney that everyone would remember. The crazies that we encounter stay in our memories, if for nothing else than to avoid them in the future. Anyone in charge who had any sense would have sent him packing instead of trying to take advantage of the village idiot.
LLPOF, which is a term we use all the time at court, and is short for Liar Liar Pants on Fire.
Iām getting a kick out of how they all seem to think that whether or not all these shills are getting paid makes any difference in the gravity or legality of the allegations.
