Okay, the Secret Service is protecting him. they shouldnât protect him from lawsuits. I donât see why they canât search the guy and escort him to the house to serve Kushner. Itâs not that hard.
âIgnore the law if it becomes too inconvenientâ is a Trump family specialty.
I think the Kushner family members learn this from an early age. âNow look both ways when you cross the street, honey, because there could be a car coming, or a process server.â
Just have a Russian deliver it. No problem.
Mr Kushner, we have a letter that says youâve won millions of dollars but Iâm afraid youâll have to sign for it yourself.
Good luck, smarmy Teflon schmuck
Kushner is a pu**y. His ass is gonna get served and then he goes under oath.
Let Kelly deliver it.
Weasling around legal issues is a family tradition.
Failing to serve Jared Kushner for months doesnât really inspire confidence about the other stuff weâre counting on the DNC for.
The really simple answer is, the process server simple swears that he delivered it. If you want to challenge that in court, well, there must have been a mistake made; here are the documents in front of God, the judge and everyone.
Is the Secret Service protecting him? Do they protect âadvisersâ? I say wait outside the restaurant after one of his taxpayer-funded $300 lunches and chase him down the block. That ought to make for great optics.
Sounds like a job for Sachs Baron CohenâŚ
If he were a person of color or an immigrant, he would already have been cornered, beat up, then strangled or gunned down.
Russian agents are tricksy!
Just hire a Chinese actor to approach him offering money and hand him the service notice instead.
Or a waiter at a restaurant.
Glue a penny on the envelope, step all over it with a muddy boot and leave it on the sidewalk outside his townhouse.
The usual behavior of the Trump/Kushner crime families.
God, these guys are such grifters. I just canât even believe this is real life.