Discussion: Kavanaugh: My Past Comments On SCOTUS Watergate Tapes Ruling Were 'Mischaracterized'

In other words he means, “I want a mulligan and a second serve!”

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Yeah, as soon as they start saying “mischaracterized” or “taken out of context”, you can be fairly sure there was major dickitude afoot.

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“Ma! Kamala Harris made me look like a lying asshole!”

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It’s true, your Honor, this man has no dick.

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Kavanaugh wasn’t very convincing in trying to explain himself to Coons - and he tried to misquote Elena Kagan to support his convoluted statements. (not that any member of the GOP cares)

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LOL! Dogs and cats, living together!

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My Past Comments On SCOTUS Watergate Tapes Ruling Were ‘Mischaracterized’

Oi, I didn’t shoot this lion, did I? E’ walked in front of my stream of bullets, didn’t 'e. It couldn’t be 'elped. The Mrs. 'ere will back me up.

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“Please put me on SCOTUS so I get another chance to decide that all these cases were wrongly decided!”

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I say pəˈtādō.

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If no one else there but you has the same memory of what you meant, then either you’re lying or you’re so bad at expressing yourself that you should be nowhere near a courtroom.

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Exactly! Since Sen. Harris has established beyond a reasonable doubt that you are a lying sack of shit, you get zero, none, zilch second chances. Sorry, not sorry.

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Poor Brettie baby is so misunderstood.

The only thing that is left for Kavanaugh to do is to start spouting conspiracy theories. Sorry to say he will be confirmed despite all the shenanigans and all the revelations and all the dissembling. His future will be to be one of the few SC justices that gets impeached and removed - hopefully before he can do too much damage that can’t be undone (and most of it will be able to be undone, it’ll just take time).

Bringing in his girl’s basketball team mostly in their Catholic School uniforms is really sad .Maybe a Senator should urge then to pay attention since the decisions he makes are going to affect their lives in the future.

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Speaking of Catholics.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1037797833003466753

And Kavanaugh, I don’t give a shit about your kids as props.

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"Look Senator, when I said that the SCOTUS ruling was “WRONG” I did not mean “wrong” all I meant was that it was “Not, not not-right” so clearly I have been “misquoted” in my actual, signed legal memos.

OR In the infamous words of Richard Nixon: “I know you think you understand what you think I meant I said, but I don’t believe you understand what I really meant to mean.”

Clear as Mud right?

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Anybody else out there suffering from overload? Between this scumbag and the Resistance in the White House ,Woodard, Mueller, Barbara Underwood and all the other shit , I’m getting burned out.

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The word:

“Dissemble”

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I guess his comments on contraception = abortion-inducing drugs is mischaracterized also;

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