Discussion: Karl Rove Thinks Obama Should Find An Alternative Way To Honor McKinley

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Hey, Karl:

Picture books don’t count.

To the historians that might read this site: please, please, please review the book for historical integrity. We don’t want Karl stepping on Bill O’Lielly’s toes for historical accuracy.

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I guess this means that Rove has finally decided that Romney lost Ohio in 2012 and moved on.

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Since the Big Grift over at Crossroads GPS is now defunct due to Citizens United, poor Karl has to move on to the Small Grift via Gilded Age Romanticism under McKinley. You know, back in the good old days when only men could vote (including the Slavs and Italians who weren’t exactly white back then…).

Assuming of course that he actually plans to write about history in the first place…

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“The Triumph of William McKinley: Why the Election of 1896 Still Matters.”

You’d be better served by trying to produce an opus explaining why you still matter, KKKarl.

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Unless Orally has staked a claim to the title, Rove could call it Killing McKinley, which is all anyone knows about him.

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Karl Rove wants everyone to know he still exists.

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Sorry, Rover. If it’s not a book in the bible, your audience won’t care.

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Karl hopes everyone forgets his appearance on Fox the night of the 2012 election.

Ouch, that must have hurt, Karl. Hahaha.

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Wow, Obama gets a twofer and maybe a threefer!

Boehner is pissed, Palin will likely be in the same league, the Ohio Republican party is very upset. Wow, talk about hit a homer run and kick’em in the balls at the same time.
GOBAMA!

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And I’m sure the novel will be as well researched and as factually correct as the rest of his political pronouncements and actions. I can hardly wait for Megyn Kelly to interview him. I must admit, I didnt’ realize that he wrote for the sci-fi genre.

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Well, he just has to rename it “The Triumph of Denali.” Simple fix.

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Why on Earth would anyone pay good money to read this man’s scribbling? He’s a known liar, probably a traitor, and here’s a news flash; William McKinley was at best a mediocre President. How may remember his deeds as well as that of his successor? YA “non-scandal” cooked up by the brain trust at the RNC, in cahoots with Rupert The Vile and his Fox “News” toadies. The Mighty Wurlitzer is already cranking up…it’s so pathetic.

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Why do these fucks waste the time and pulpwood to write these bogus history books?

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Does anyone remember the silliness of 2006 when Rove told us he and bush were in a competition over number of books read? He said bush had read 95 to his 100.

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Bush read My Pet Goat 95 times. Doesn’t count anyway.

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“President Obama should find another way to honor his predecessor after stripping his name from North America’s tallest mountain.”

Says North America’s tallest dungheap.

(“Mt. Turdblossom?”)

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A quick look at amazon tells me there are already seven books in print about McKinley, one of which I’ll admit to having read. If there’s a compelling reason to publish an eighth, I don’t know what it is. BTW, thanks for the Trump link,

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Is he referring to President Denali or Dubya, who interestingly could be referred to as President Denial.

Denali Denial, what’s the difference?

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Rove is yelling “LOOK AT ME!! I WROTE A RELEVANT BOOK!!!
Buy it or I’ll, I’ll hut myself…I swear I will…”

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