Discussion: Kansas Dem Candidate On Strip Club Incident: Wrong Place, Wrong Time

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Thatā€™s right. Because itā€™s far worse to be around naked women 16 years ago than to have OKā€™d waterboarding, abused family members, been arrested in diapers, burnt your business, or taken millions in bribes.

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ā€œā€¦I was taken to a club by my bossā€¦ā€

Who was probably Republican.

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"According to police reports, Davis was ā€œin a somewhat compromising positionā€ with a stripper ā€œin a back room of the club.ā€

What he had lost a Bid Whist game ?

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All he needs to do is follow the Republican playbook:

ā€œI have-uh PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-uhā€™d to the baby Jeeeeeeeeeeeeebus-uh and-uh I am saved!ā€

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Oh for crying out loud. He was 26 years old!!. Good for him. All 26 year old who wants to go to a strip club should do it

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Bid Whist! One of my favorite card games ever. So nice to know of someone who knows about it.

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As long as he wasnā€™t in the regular customer lists of two prostitutes with footnotes that he had a diaper fetish, Iā€™d say he has nothing to be concerned about.

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Side storyā€¦
Strip clubs have never been one of my ā€˜thingsā€™.
But if youā€™ve got enough male friends who get married-- you end up in strip clubs for the pre-nup blowouts.

Still. Though Iā€™m not cheap by any stretch-- I just canā€™t bring myself to hand over a stack-of-20s in a few hours time.
Well, a partial stack-- for the benefit of the groom-- OK.

So yeah, while itā€™s been awhile since Iā€™ve been on a ā€˜club crawlā€™-- the last two times it occurred-- another friend of already-married status, like myself-- he and I simply professed to being a gay couple.
And the ladies stopped hittinā€™ on us.

Funnier? Was that my Catholic friendā€™s wife-- who is notoriously stingy-- was p*ssed about it. Twice.
Sheā€™d have rather heā€™d dropped the bucks-- than lie about his persuasion.

jw1

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Big difference in moral attitudes between constituents in Kansas and Louisiana.
Huge.

jw1

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A 42 year old man goes to a legal strip club when heā€™s a 26 year old single man. Wow. What a travesty. I think he should be prosecuted and thrown in jail for at least 10 years.

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Well, INOKIYAD

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Oh yeah? Wellā€¦ when Brownback was a lad his mom caught him down in the basement ā€œreading the articlesā€ in Playboy!

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Not many blacks in KS so it was probably bridge or old maids. Funny how the politics of the state formed from poor settlers leaving the Ohio Valley and immigrants from the Atlantic region, around cheap land. It was open for drinking and gun fights but closed in other morality issued.

You could steal the rubes blind from the bank but found in a cat house and your were banned from Main Street. I expect the Koch brothers to throw out the whiskey keg at the Dems in the senate and governorā€™s race. I hope its too late for a GOP Quantrill type raid. These people need help.

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If itā€™s got Politicoā€™s fingerprints on it, all credibility is lost and all partisanship is gold plated.

Politico and Brownbeck must be desperate to have to report on something that didnā€™t show anything. Of course men and sex are only OK if the men are running for Senate and the sex is in Argentina, or the back seat of a car, or with their campaign workers. Brownbeck should find himself a call girl, that might improve his popularity.

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No fun is allowed in Kansas.

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A Republiclan like Brownback wouldnā€™t have the imagination to ever find his way into a strip club. Probably conceived his children by immaculate conception.

Damn ! How do I get a boss like that ???

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His wife did say ā€œthank Godā€ every time Brownback finished. (Some of the worst 2 minute periods of her life)

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Under the American Taliban (read-TeaPeeeeers), he would have had certain body parts separated from his person.