Discussion: Jimmy Fallon Speaks To Parkland School Grads, Ceremony Honors 4 Slain Seniors

As families arrived for the ceremony, gunshots from a nearby public shooting range could be heard echoing over the parking lot.

'Merica, goddammit!!!

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Does Florida still allow unregulated, not inspected backyard shooting ranges?

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Also wouldn’t it have been the least the range could do is to shut down for duration of the ceremony? The least little bit of consideration was just too much.

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What should have been a joyous occasion for these kids has become, at best, bittersweet. And since politicians have done next to nothing except pay lip service, these kids have had to take up the challenge of protecting their generation since my generation apparently won’t. We should feel ashamed that we won’t protect our children in meaningful ways as putting more guns in schools is just stupid.

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When did Fallon decide to grow a pair? Fuck him.

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Yes, the least little bit of consideration was just too much. Because for the owner and everyone who decided to shoot there today of all days, those kids are the enemy of all they old dear, most likely false flag crisis actors and need to be sent a message.

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FYI, you’re not gaining any friends here.

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Agreed. That makes me so angry.

My kid just graduated. The ceremony was held at the arena on a nearby university campus. All the parents etc. had to walk through metal detectors, no purses or bags, nothing bigger than a phone (they did allow some clear bags for diapers etc.).

My kid on the other hand reported later that all the seniors walking into the building via a separate entrance, wearing gowns, incidentally, had no metal detectors or any security. Go figure.

I can’t imagine how upsetting hearing the gunfire may have been to some participants in the Parkland ceremony, and how disrespectful not to close it for a few hours.

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As families arrived for the ceremony, gunshots from a nearby public shooting range could be heard echoing over the parking lot.

Unfuckingbelievable.

All I can say is that I hope the folks at the gun range just didn’t know, and that somehow no one had thought to ask them to refrain.

Because if they knew and/or were asked to stop, and decided to keep at it anyway, then they deserve to die horrible, slow, painful, miserable deaths. Preferably involving fire ants.

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I’m too old to give a shit. Got all the friends I need. But hey, you go ahead, chatter away, whine about whatever it is you’re in the mood to be whining about, clutch your fucking pearls and have a good cry. Either way, I don’t care about your pathetic victimhood cries.

And BTW, Fallon has always played the middle, never standing up for what fucking matters to his fellow Americans. A coward with a national platform. How pathetic is that.

Did this school realize Fallon helped normalize Trump before the election?

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Sorry dear you’re mixing up your Jimmys.

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Gosh! Well, thank goodness it’s a shooting range and not a medical marijuana facility, a Planned Parenthood clinic, a bar or a strip club…

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That wasn’t a shooting range. It was a bar where three male patrons and a stripper were all exercising their stand your ground rights.

Fallon quote:

The “Tonight Show” host offered similar praise, saying, “You are not just the future – you are the present. Keep changing the world. Keep making us proud.”

Well said. I feel relieved watching what these kids have done. The future is theirs and they give me the sense that it’s in good hands. I’m proud.

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“I got all the friends I need”

Translated: “I got mine FUCK you.”

Fallon has friends too, they weren’t in Parkland, but he went there anyway because he wanted to help and he gave a shit.

You commented on TPM.

Congratulations.

We will remember your love and empathy.

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Y’know, this troll likes to call me Mother Hen, but little does he know I need the eggs.

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As families arrived for the ceremony, gunshots from a nearby public shooting range could be heard echoing over the parking lot.

Note Well: public shooting range.

That would be the Markham Park gun range.

Memo to Broward County Parks and Rec: What the actual flying fuck were you thinking?

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Mmmm, no. Five seconds with google will show that it was a gun range at a local county park.

Yeah, yeah. Joke, I know. Ha ha funny.

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