Discussion: Jimmy Fallon Speaks To Parkland School Grads, Ceremony Honors 4 Slain Seniors

[yskov]

That’s really horrible.

When we first had moved into our house, the first day I was by myself with the newborn I heard blasts of gunfire from what turned out to be the training range for Texas law enforcement, right in the middle of town. Scared the shit out of me until I figured out what it was (I didn’t hear sirens, so after a moment I called my husband to track it down). When it was built it was out in the country, but they didn’t move it until a stray bullet took out some good-ol’-boy’s windshield while he was parked at a nearby diner. I’m just thankful it wasn’t a kid from the nearby high school, which was about the same distance in another direction.

[crooks]

@littlegirlblue

but little does he know I need the eggs.

We all need something. Even James Bond liked his eggs scrambled

[borisjimbo]

Gosh, thanks ever so much for giving PTSD to about three thousand people who didn’t realize they were in a war zone.

[horrido]

For a minute there I was trying to figure out why high schoolers would be honoring dead senior citizens. It’s early.

[horrido]

@crooks

I’m too old to give a shit.

Translated as “I’m over the hill”

@crooks

Got all the friends I need.

Translated as “I don’t have any friends, so I convinced myself I don’t need them”

@crooks

But hey, you go ahead, chatter away, whine about whatever it is you’re in the mood to be whining about, clutch your fucking pearls and have a good cry.

Translated as: “I like to whine about whining.”

@crooks

Either way, I don’t care about your pathetic victimhood cries.

Translated as" I am the actual victim, and my sharp sarcasm will be effective at teaching you."

@crooks

A coward with a national platform. How pathetic is that.

Who are you to call anyone a coward? What have you done that gives you ANY credibility.

[angrychickadee]

Two possibilities:

1. They weren’t thinking.
2. Whoever made this decision was going, “Hahahaha I’m sure gonna show that David Hogg kid who’s boss and make him wet his pants! Hahahaha I am so cool and tough!”

Usually I would say 1, because most of the time stupid things are caused by it’s stupid negligence, but there have been so many instances of people going full stupid asshole against Hogg that it could be 2. And if the latter, whoever made the decision will probably brag about it on Facebook soon.