Discussion for article #243421
That’d be funny if it weren’t so cringe worthy and pathetic.
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Big Whoop.
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You and what army, son?
Hill would take you apart, but unfortunately she wont get the chance because your terminal douchieness is too much even for your fellow Republicans.
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Doesn’t he have the wrong word?
“Whip,” “Whup” – those are, I think, what he means to be saying, not “whoop.”. But he doesn’t get it right.
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whoop tee do?
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Yep. Dumbass can’t even speak Tex-ass properly.
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Forwarded the George Zimmerman story to JEB…
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He couldn’t “whoop” his way out of a wet paper bag.
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If he had more than a 13% chance of winning the nomination he could make whoopie. Sounds like Ahnold when he was governor here when he promised to “kick the butt” of the nurses’ union and he had to back down because he came up against a group he totally misunderstood and they were stronger than he was. Same thing with Jeb!
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Jeb is a legend in his own mind.
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He wants to make whoopie with Hill? Terrible visual.
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Faith based initiative: Jebya’s getting trounced in his own party’s primary but voters should have faith that he’d “whoop” somebody else? Can he somehow be awarded the nomination on the basis of this pledge, foregoing the secular voting process?
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“Just whoop these egg whites until they’re foamy…”
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Well JEB, are you a better man than your daddy? Seems a Clinton has already WHOOPED a Bush’s HINEY.
Kind of a kinky thing to say about a woman’s butt.
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As in “WHOOP! Hillary won!”?
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It seems to me that “low energy” Jeb ranks somewhere between Bobby Jindal and Mitt Romney in the amount of excitement he inspires.
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It’s so, so painful—this guy is just the cosmic expression of weeniehood.
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I don’t think he understands that running for President and pledging the most prestigious fraternity at your school are two different things. For the latter, sure, the ability to endure huge amounts of humiliation is a benefit. For running for President, being the leader of an at least allegedly great nation, nope, not so much.
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