Discussion: Jeb Promises He'd 'Whoop' Clinton In The 2016 Election

Jeb has spent so far in his campaign 30 millions dollars and he’s number WHAT on the Republican totem pole?
He has spent apprx. 113.00 dollars for every 1.00 dollar Trump has spent.
What DORK.

Jeb Bush plummets in latest national poll

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LOL. Just one look from Hillary, and he’d pee in his pants.

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Well JEB!, YOU’LL Whoop Hillary HINEY in the General when this happens…

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Does he mean the “whoop! There it is!” whoop, or the “whooping cough” whoop, or the “this is a euphemism for ‘whip’” whoop?

I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.

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Jebby, read the polls:

The only pool favoring you is the Fox poll. Surprise? Not really considering their bias is to call only republicans. Besides you are waaay too reasonable in your stupid sort of way to survive in today’s daft GOP.

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Here’s that Hillary look you describe"

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And he’s supposed to be the smart one.

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To call any member of the Bush family “smart” is an oxymoron.

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Here’s the whoop I think Jebby means:

Jeb has gone full delusional.

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The cartoon’s cute and the Bush name is a real problem for the dumbass, yes. But mostly, people don’t like him because of his own buffoonery. He has been his own man in earning his unenviable place near the bottom of the pack.

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Dip-shoot —

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Even believing that “whoop” is transitive verb.

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But he speaks Spanish, so his ability to go from 0.001%-er to Everyman in 10.3 seconds flat is unmatched.
:sunglasses:

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And yet it hasn’t helped that much for the longtime putative GOP frontrunner! Scratching my head in perplexity, I is.

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Jeb! is just having fun right now. He’s got this. :confused:

He’s been lulling Trump, Cruz, Rubio and everyone else who’s got an actual shot at this into a false sense of security and then WHAMMO! He gon’ whup 'em!

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¿JEB? means if he ran against Hillary, he would constantly be going “Whoops!!!”

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Is “WHAMMO” used at the Country Club?

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No, but neither is “whoop,” or any of the other formulations John Ellis Bush uses to sound like the man of the people he isn’t. His big brother could at least sell that regular-guy bullshit. It’s the main thing he was elected for.

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