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“I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong”
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He didn’t say “Simon says.”
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More cowbell.
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Pathetic.
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“Please clap,” he pleaded as the audience remained quiet.
The freud in my shaden just runneth over.
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low energy
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“Please clap!”
I honestly can’t handle too much more of this today. That quote is one of the funniest things I’ve heard so far this year. I mean, come on, who has to ask his supporters to clap? I just, I can’t…
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Please, let there be video…
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Somebody at The Daily Show is going to really hurt themselves writing the bit for this one. Anybody see the clip last week where Jeb! asked a woman who she was voting for? She said she didn’t know and Jeb! said, “Oh, come on!” Trevor had me in tears.
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I’ve never like to see someone kicked when they are down but for a Bush, I’ll make an exception.
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Dear Jeb,
You’d likely be one of the two or three front-runners if it weren’t for the facts that (a) your brother was, bar none, the worst president in living memory, and (b) America will be digging itself out from the political, economic and physical destruction he caused, for at least a generation.
Oh, and it doesn’t help that you’ve so clearly failed to process (a) or (b).
But once you have, you could probably sell the TV rights to any discussion you have with him about it. Bring firearms.
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It’s like he’s a human voodoo-doll sent out to be pinned by everyone for his and his families sins. “Long haul?” I certainly hope so.
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Poor Jeb!?
He’s the Margaret Dumont of 2016.
Groucho: “Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably more than she ever did!”
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“Please clap and I will beat this on life-support, dead horse of a campaign for money from the billionaires and the rubes until they are even less responsive than Terri Schiavo!”
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So Bush is into political masochism. Freaky.
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OK, this is the first time that I am starting to feel sorry for Jeb!
Of course, if you want to be President, you don’t want anyone to be feeling sorry for you. Ever.
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Harsh. She couldn’t even bring herself to lie to him to make him feel good.
Ouch.
ETA, I’m sure national security is the number 1 priority of NH voters. Uh huh. Clueless dolt.
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“According to the Times, the crowd laughed before finally breaking out into applause.”
First the silence, then the laughter, then the fake orgasm?
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Barbara Bush needs to sit JEB down and tell him it’s over.
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