Discussion: Jeb Hits Rubio Over His Boots: 'I Don't Have A Height Issue'

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Actually Joe took the jab at Rubio. Jeb! just played along. It’s not like he’s got the energy to bring the zing.

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Thank you, Donald, for conducting the presidential race on the junior high school playgroud.

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Jeb! who?

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“I got my cowboy boots and my big boy pants on, big Joe.”

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Lost causes all.

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Congratulations on your height. I’m 6’1" and, boy, it’s sure something I’m proud of!

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It’s like these studs are saying “Look at me … I’m 6’1” lying down!"

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Yeah, I’m 6’4" - how do you feel now?

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Now he’s just being a dick

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Short people look up to him, so he’s proud of himself.

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You don’t have a height issue. You have a nasty preppy charisma-challenged awkward dweeb and not that fucking bright issue. They don’t make footgear to help with that, unfortunately.

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FINALLY – Jeb!'s superpower revealed.

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They’re devolving – from 12-year olds to 5-year olds. Heaven help us!

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“Yeah, but Jeb, do you own any platform boots that make you taller?" “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough asked Bush.

“I got my cowboy boots on, big Joe,” Bush replied.

If someone were to ask me why I don’t watch “Morning Joe,” I might produce the above exchange as Exhibit A.

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BOOTS!!!
LOL!! Reminds me of Allen Iversons rant "Practice ? we are talking about practice ? "

Hey, I like short people.I had three for breakfast.

This guy is the ultimate loser. Everybody seems to know it but him, I am surprised his mother hasn’t had a good sit down talk with him.

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Well, clearly less manly than you.

I’ll need to get some of them Cuban Heels.

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prescient Randy Newman… Short People

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