Discussion for article #238743
The clowns are trying to outdo one another. I thought Trump would make it more entertaining, but the others’ desire to catch some of his press (Rand’s wood chipper, Lindsey’s phone destruction, now this) means it will be a long, dark campaign.
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These attempts to come off as a likable, regular guy rarely go well:
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It’s what Jeb’s plan to end Medicare should be called.
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“The third movie in the Sharknado series involves a monstrous tornado that releases sharks from Washington, D.C. to Florida.”
The third movie in the Bush series involves a monstrous family that releases wars and corruption from Washington DC to Florida.
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Maybe this explanation will help:
Sharknado is one of those things that gets a lot of attention on Twitter and generates a lot of discussion in the media, even though no one in the real world actually seems to be watching. Basically, it’s the Tea Party of made-for-TV movies.
(If you’re still talking about Sharknado in 2015, you are indeed culturally illiterate.)
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"“Please help me, give me some information about what is going on,” he said in the video.
"I’m culturally illiterate apparently.""
I can see it’s gonna be a full on bourbon kinda day today (straps self in).
(picks head up from desk)
Jebby, the syfy channel specializes in making horrible made for TV movies. It’s something you can count on, like the sun rising or the tides. (snicker…that was for Billo the clown)
Seriously now…if Jeb is THAT out of touch…how the hell is he gonna be able to deal with being President??? I mean seriously…WTF!!
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Like all Rethuglicans, Jeb! is genetically incapable of understanding anything with the slightest hint of sarcasm, farce or irony.
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Not to mention the ensuing war crimes.
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He’s the smart one, right?
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I put this on my facebook page:
Things I learned while watching Sharknado 3:
- multiple sharknados can turn into a sharkicane
- sharks can swim in space and attack people in space shuttles
- an astronaut can survive Earth re-entry and a free-fall to the ground if they are inside a shark
- a woman can give birth without taking off her clothes as long as she is inside a shark while falling to Earth from space
- space shuttles contain lunar modules that can fly from Earth’s orbit to the moon and land in only a few minutes.
- sharks can live, swim and breed in clouds.
- a young woman can become a skilled F22 jet pilot without being in the military.
- NASA has invented light sabers in the shape of chain saws.
- it is funny to watch Jerry Springer being eaten by a shark.
- a few falling sharks can cause the Washington monument to break in half and destroy the White House
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And we did.
“Please help me, give me some information about what is going on,” he said in the video.
That’s a keeper for future campaign ads.
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When will Jeb Bush start saying Murica?
The GOP writes the ads for the democrats to use. Just use it as written.
Idiots on parade.
Like I said …it’s gonna be a bourbon kinda day
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Hey, at least throw in a SPOILER ALERT warning.
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Of course it’s lost on him. A tornado from Florida unleashing cringe-inducing horror in Washington? If ever there was a metaphor Jeb! was wired not to grasp, that’s it.
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“I’ll take Clueless Politicians for $30, Alex.”
“A politician who wants to be his own man, but bears an uncanny resemblance to a clueless relative.”
“Who is Jebya?”
“You are correct!”
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“The White House is being collapsed.”
And he’s the smart brother?
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That Jeb, he is one hep cat. The Democrats can say “so long, daddy-o” to the youth vote.
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