Come on Jeb! It is a stupid movie, made for stupid people … you are the target demographic!
Instead of trying to figure out a crappy SciFi channel movie, Jeb, why don’t you figure out how your candidacy is now dead. Do you really think Americans are going to elect someone who says Medicare needs to be “phased out”?
Psst,
Talk about it in 2015? They are making another sequel!!
And more importantly, how he is going to whip out a chain saw and protect us all from Sharknados if he doesn’t even know what one is! (I won’t say golden one, because obviously, he won’t get that award)
Jeb is also still amazed watching grocery items waved over a magic window and somehow the transaction is totaled. Wanna have some fun? Tell him to go down to the motor pool and bring back a can of beep.
“I’m culturally illiterate apparently.”
Just culturally??
LaughingLoudly!
If only Sharknado was the only thing about which Jeb! was culturally illiterate.
This stupidity alone marks this asswipe as unqualified much like the purchase of a 3-pkg of tube socks made his father unqualified to be reelected by his statement “there I did my parts now go out and do yours”.
Sounds like a science primer to me. Who’d have thunk it. 
So “the smart one” can’t even come up with original humor? Come on, using a hackneyed and completely ridiculous movie plot, on the par with those spring-break videos, and then claiming false (hopefully) stupidity just makes Trump look the better, or at least funnier. I hope his Governor’s pension is healthy, because he’s not going to go anywhere politically being this lame.