Discussion: Ivanka Trump AWOL On Separation Crisis Despite Touting Family-Friendly Agenda

@misterneutron recently wrote, “If Trump could attract bigger crowds at his rallies by bayonetting these children, or by ripping their heads off with his bare hands, that’s what he’d do.”

I have no doubt that Ivanka would do the same things if she thought that doing so would help burnish her precious brand.

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Damn, that’s one flattering picture, TPM. Nice work.

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Kushner has been in the Middle East working on the administration’s peace plan

At least AP can be funny sometimes.

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Why would Ivanka bother?

The Trump followers know she’s an angel who watches over us.

The rest of us know she doesn’t give a sh*t.

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As you can tell from the photo she’s been busy gearing up for the holiday season given last year’s table centerpiece stunning success

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The Kushners are in the government to run the new fourth branch, Trump.gov.llc.

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Not clicking. That thing burned my retinas already last year.

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Kushner has been in the Middle East . . . Ivanka Trump was in California

It’s a shame there isn’t any technology that would let them access the “emotional photos of children in cages and audio of kids crying for their parents at the Mexican border” and then voice their opinion about Daddy’s policies while they’re off on their taxpayer financed travels.

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Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth

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For some reason, I have an impulse to watch ‘The Stepford Wives’ tonight.

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Hey moms! Lean In to the squad car while you’re being cuffed. Don’t worry, we’re architecting some wire cages for your kids so you can travel and gain experience. I SO share that being a mommy is hard.
luv ya
Ivanka K.

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No, she’s going to head SPACE FORCE

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I love how its a battle over who said something to soften Trump stance - Ivanka or Melania. When everyone knows, neither said anything.

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Let’s hope she stays AWOL for the remainder of his term.

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How inconvenient. Hanging with Louise Linton, comparing brands?

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For all those who believe Ivanka’s horsepucky about caring for any (working) mothers other than those who can afford nannies and private schools, or kids without trust funds, I have a magnificent bridge in Manhattan that I can let you have dirt cheap.

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Ivanka Trump AWOL For Days On Border Crisis Despite Her Pro-Family Agenda

You know why? Because THERE HAS BEEN NO SUCH THING AS “HER PRO-FAMILY AGENDA.”

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Wait … another one?

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She’s probably at home hiding under the bed-sheets.

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