Yes, but mine’s bigger. And better. The bigliest. You won’t believe how bigly it is. Trust me.
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And guaranteed they’re 1000 thread count…
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For some reason, I really don’t think she is all she is made up to be.
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Remember years ago when we heard that she and Chelsea Clinton were best buds and this fact kind of softened D. Trump’s image a bit?
Uh-huh.
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Yes there is, it’s the “PRO-TRUMP FAMILY AGENDA.”
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Not to mention that she is a freakin’ idiot for promoting an endangered species as a centerpiece.
Good God. The stupid rich are out to lunch, so to speak.
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Please be sensitive. There are just some issues a good daughter has to stay away from.
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You may have a bridge, but I have this tremendous tower on 5th Ave for sale. Very reasonable price. You’d have to be a fool to take pass it up.
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I guess she couldn’t figure out how to get branding rights.
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“I was going to go on TV and tell everyone how sorry I felt for the cute little wetbacks - and aren’t they absolutely precious in their chain-link playpens! - but I just couldn’t decide what style of dress, shoes, and handbag go with unjust fascist incarceration of children. You have no idea of the trials we working mothers go through every day!”
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I think I saw some technology like that in a sci-fi movie a while back. I guess until it becomes a reality we’ll have to keep relying on smoke signals.
There is really only one thing I can say about Ivanka and it’s the same thing that got Samantha Bee in trouble.
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Ivanka Trump, the presidential adviser who has billed herself as a “force for good” in the administration, remained silent for days as the firestorm over forced separations of migrant families consumed the White House.
It wasn’t her fault. It was that damn 14-day waiting period before she could make any fact-finding visits.
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Oh, no, you di’int!
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I was taught by my mother to never, ever say that word, which is why when I am out in public I never use the word “feckless”.
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Think of all the soft, comfy mattresses for the incarcerated children that could be manufactured from Ivanka Trump’s silicone.
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Ivanka’s “family-friendly agenda” is really a trad-wife, white-supremacist agenda.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! And speaking of vacuous, useless people who somehow think they are more important than they will ever be, Kim Kardashian, she of the IQ of baking soda and the ass of a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade cartoon balloon (and, since Mrs. West has consistently marketed her fat ass as her main selling point, I will make fun of her and it and not feel a bit sexist about it! You live by your fat ass, you die by your fat ass!) has decided to comment about the situation involving the incarcerated children, but she just couldn’t help, due to her astounding vapidity and stupidity, making it a plea for more respect for Donald Trump. Say good-bye to any long-lasting respect for getting a Presidential commutation for that woman who was in prison on drug charges, honey:
Who knew that you could become a “genius” just by marrying one?!
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Speaking of Trump rallies, isn’t he supposed to be holding one tonight? I wonder how he’s going to explain this bigliest of flip-flops to his adoring crowd.
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