Comrade Boris of the Beluga Brigade.
Is This Orange Animal Spotted Off The WH A Russian Asset?
Yes! It must be!
Next up: Friggin’ sharks with friggin’ laser beams on their friggin’ heads…
Is Hamhock on a Scandinavian vacation?
You can’t let that whale go! It knows too much!
Has anyone checked the back of the president’s long ties for a St. Petersburg tag?
Definite mercenary. Will spy for food.
“A beluga whale with a peculiar harness spotted off of Norway’s northern coast has led to speculation it may be a Russian military asset.”
Well, the blubbery blow-hole in the Oval Office certainly is.
Waterboard the Beluga until he talks!
Any asshole who uses animals this way is an asshole.
As a former aquarium worker and a Jacques Cousteau devotee, these kinds of military applications to animals just sadden me.
St. Petersburg? Florida? Would explain a lot… /s
I misread that as “blueberry blow-hole,” which really set off some nightmarish Violet Beauregarde crossover imagery.
Remember this?
If there was ever a need for a sequel…
Still more intelligent than the orange asset in the WH.
Top Secret Research Best Practices: Don’t stamp the location of your facility on your equipment.
Donnie can swim?? Wha??
Butina, Beluga, potato, pototo
Don’t insult the beluga, it’s cute and smiles.