It might like waterboarding, though. If you really want to break its will to resist, lock it in a car on a long trip with three little kids who demand to hear Raffi’s “Baby Beluga” over and over. It’ll be begging to talk within about eight minutes. Don’t ask me how I know this.
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Curious about the language on the harness. Sounds like it was in English. Why would that be the case?
Is this a false flag Beluga Whale?
I’m remembering how the US tried some psyops in the Middle East that failed miserably because they used US-style dates (MM/DD/YYYY) instead of the style used by everybody else (DD/MM/YYYY).
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"… and so began the 100 Year War between the Beluga and the Tuna.
May Grunion have mercy on our salts"
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You haven’t lived until you’ve heard Raffi being driven by an Adcom 5500 GFA
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Has the Beluga been interrogated at all?
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… Or “she”
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“So long, and thanks for all the fish…”
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Fa like pa.
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Since when did Donald Trump start swimming in the Arctic Sea?
Waddup, fishes
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I’ll take your word on that. I haven’t heard Raffi at all for years now and I’d like to keep it that way.
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Maybe the Russians are eager to move into the international whale-harness market.
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English is the recognized language worldwide for ATC and Whale Harnesses.
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Admittedly it’s been a while for me as well, but sometimes late at night I can still hear the Wiggles
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You and me both. I forwarded the BBC story to a friend who used to be a marine mammal trainer, and she was not happy.
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Russkies are smart - they didn’t use a dolphin, who might turn into…wait for it…a flipper!
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It is especially true when you realize the Beluga trusts humans. It is a betrayal of trust.
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"Eel be back"
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