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I bet Daddy swears a lot.
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Daddy needs acting lessons…(those take-out waits at Wendy’s can be killer.)
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It is obvious Daddy was reading off cue cards.
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I’d be angry too if I was still having to buy clothes out of the Boys 8-20 Department at Macy’s…
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I honestly think the feds doing nothing publicly about this, and instead letting these buffoons become laughing stocks, is probably the most effective way to deal with this. not only does it turn these guys into a joke, but it does so in a very, very public way; so public, and so humiliating, that it’s a pretty good deterrent against future similar acts.
law enforcement may have accidentally stumbled into this by taking time to assess the situation and formulate a plan, but at this point, i’d just let the internet keep it up.
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Ok the Kiss Army guy made me laugh out loud.
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Good work, Dads! Keep ‘em comin’!
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The last was best!
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Grammar guy has a car with a torn and separating headliner. English major liberals are poor and can’t afford new huge pickup trucks, unlike oppressed rural Oregonians.
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lmao… Gawwd’! Whiney ass, GoFundMe grifter, cowardly douchenozzle Ritzy’ is one of the biggest jokes since “Joe the Plumber”! He’s a tool of the first order, a “somebody wannabe’” who is destined to remain a nobody, a laughable footnote and a punchline.
Dayuum’ …He invited it from the start with his “Annie” header over his American flag bra tattoo:
*(OH! BTW: I know what the stars and stripes stand for, but what are the nipples? Puerto Rico And Guam?)
I would suggest he belongs in a mental institution, but you can’t cure stupid. Still, he might make a decent living if he would just market himself as ‘Generic Moron for Rent.’
And I loved that PatrickCooper vid.
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This is the first time I’ve actually watched that Ritzheimer video. I could only take a couple of minutes I have a weak stomach. These guys are the star of the movie playing in their heads but I’m glad to see others trying out for the part.
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Here’s something that will never happen because it would make me too happy: stick Morning Goe and Hacky Halperin in a dark barred cell without food or water, see who makes it out alive, then send the survivor to Gitmo in exchange for release of one of the many by-now-proven innocents still being warehoused there.
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I love watching Ritzy’ work himself into a tizzy’! Reminds me of almost any pouting and crying baby:
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“He swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution, against all enemies foreign and domestic,” Ritzheimer says in the video.
I’ll be damned. He just swore him himself in as President.
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States
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Get this fucking guy some meds, stat. I sure hope his tree is on a hilltop…roll, apple, ROLL!!!
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Especially when his bottle is empty.
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Okay, that was total nerd humor performed by nerds, therefore, I loved it.
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This guy’s funny but I want to hear more from Hatzbollah Cowliphate spokesman Fuzzy Unicorn.
BTW: I’ve sent the valiant yahoos Piggly Wiggly 10¢ OFF Moon Pie coupons; I couldn’t find any coupons for RC Cola. Anything to keep the comedy coming.
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