You cannot cure stupid, but that shouldn’t prevent us from experimenting on the most stupid amongst us; so that maybe a cure can be found in a not too distant future.
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I am continually amazed that a rational caring woman would marry a doofus like Mr Ritzheimer. And then not divorce him should he behave in such an outlandishly stupid manner.
But then I remember what my daddy taught me as a youngster. “Son”, he said…“The Constitution our country was founded on gives everyone a right to their own opinion. That means we have a Constitutionally protected right to be stupid. You’ll just hafta put up with some really really stupid folks in your life.”
The upshot of this means it isn’t the government who will arrest Ritzheimer for displaying his stupidity for all the world to see, but rather it’s us who get to ridicule him.
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I guess to get the joke I’d have to watch that snotrag’s original video. Pass.
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What makes you think that the woman that married him is rational? Do you think men corner the market on crazed irrationality? We live in a country where women can be as batshit crazy as men. You, my friend, have no respect for this great country’s ability to create whack-jobs of any gender, race or religion. God, bless America! and God, bless Michele Fiore, Michele Bachmann, Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and their nutty ilk!!!
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Where does this guy get his money and all this time off to run around the country being an ass?
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he’s swears at a oaf?
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Is that a real picture? He actually has this tattooed on his person? I guess when the missus goes around whistling Annie tunes you know they was just knocking boots.
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the resemblance to any Bruce Willis character is canny. or corny?
I thought I had intimated that the woman who had married Ritzheimer wasn’t particularly rational.
Yep, that is a real tattoo.
Geesh!
He claims to be defending the Constitution, BUT I can’t see how that is accomplished by seizing a nature center.
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This John Jacob Jingle Ritzheimer Schmidt is a real dope. Yeah, he wasn’t there for Xmas, and he wasn’t there for New Years, and surely his three and five year olds can understand why he won’t be there for their next birthdays. His wife must know by now that he won’t be there for their wedding anniversary either, besides listening to him you’d think it wasn’t worth the paper it was written on…government license and all…but he’ll be home soon, someday, after he wrestles that damn bear in the backwoods of Oregon, and fights off the Feds from having the nerve to make a bird sanctuary in the middle of nowhere. When he’s done defending the land from the evil federal gubmint, he’ll still have his trusty Constitution by his side, protecting him and keeping him warm at night. That’s all a good old white boy needs. That’s right…he’s got the Federal Constitution of these U-nited States! Not some mamby-pamby State Constitution he’s working off of. Oh, and don’t worry, Motel 6 will still be leaving the light on for him. Ya hear. Roger, and out.
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Ritzheimer is drunk on his own perceived celebrity. He’s mentally ill.
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also, #MamaBakeAPie #DaddyKillAChicken
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The part I love the most: “And … scene.”
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Yeah, these “militia manly men” are f*c#@! ridiculous in every way.
“Let’s go occupy ourselves a small building in the middle of nowhere - to make a stand for freedom! Stay away now, Feds… we don’t want bloodshed!!”
The Feds: “lol, gotcha… we’ll be standing over here watching, just in case.” (Federal agents cut power to the facility): “Oops, I tripped over the power cord!! Oh noes… it’s gonna get cold in there, guys. Tough it out for freedom.”
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Kids—(sniff)—yore dad’s a moron oaf.
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Some sort of GoFundMe for other idiots like him?
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He must be laying the groundwork for a 2020 run. He sees the current GOP field, and figures he’s got a shot!
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yeah, me, too. when I saw that it was over 13 mins, I knew I had better things to do with my time…
so I’m reading TPM comments 
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