Discussion: In Sultry Monologue, Tucker Says Media Wants To 'Consume' Buttigieg Like A 'Hearty Stew'

system1 · April 17, 2019, 9:22am

In Sultry Monologue, Tucker Says Media Wants To 'Consume' Buttigieg Like A 'Hearty Stew' Back to article

maximus · April 17, 2019, 9:29am

Latent much, Tucker?

enceladus · April 17, 2019, 9:31am

I really, really don’t want to watch the video - so I won’t. To those of you with a stronger stomach, I hope nazi carlson doesn’t do the monologue with lust in his eyes.

edit: to be clear I’m not homophobic at all, I’m tuckerphobic.

centralasiaexpat · April 17, 2019, 9:31am

Hard to “top” that, nor do I recommend trying. Truth be told, Tucker bottomed out long ago.

isthisrob · April 17, 2019, 9:34am

Eeeewwwwwwww.

sanni · April 17, 2019, 9:34am

Ah, Tucker is embracing his inner creep. Again.

sysprog · April 17, 2019, 9:39am

It’s not ‘sultry’…it’s snarky BS…which is something Tucker ‘believes’ he excels at. He doesn’t have the ballz to just come out and say ‘He’s gay and I’m supposed to be OFFENDED DAMMIT because I’m on FOX!’ so he tries this crap. Lord.

jwbuho · April 17, 2019, 9:40am

So, maybe “Butti-licious” isn’t off the table for a campaign slogan after all . . . at least, it’s not for Mr. Carlson?

mattinpa · April 17, 2019, 9:41am

Honestly I don’t think the guy’s even political. What he is, to the core, is a nasty rich punk. Went to school with a bunch of them. I never did figure out what they were so sourly angry about.

imkmu3 · April 17, 2019, 9:42am

With Trump of Co. it was intense misogyny and racism. The homophobic assholes will be just as bad this time around.

noonm · April 17, 2019, 9:42am

Maybe Tucker means it literally and his cannibal tendicies are finally surfacing.

tiowally · April 17, 2019, 9:44am

Seriously. It’s an episode of Tucker In Love.

I’ll bet it gave Buttigieg the willies. Or hives.

ralph_vonholst · April 17, 2019, 9:45am

Wow, Can you imagine how Lindsey Graham feels, then?

tiowally · April 17, 2019, 9:46am

In Tucker’s case, I suspect it was that he was a perpetual wedgie target at prep school.

centralasiaexpat · April 17, 2019, 9:45am

He wants to be the Malcolm in the Middle of two buddi’s

longtimeobserver · April 17, 2019, 9:45am

Eat who, and what, Tucker?

khyber900 · April 17, 2019, 9:49am

Tucker seems to be a little too engaged and excited about Mayor Pete.

ralph_vonholst · April 17, 2019, 9:50am

In the UK they have a popular breakfast sandwich called a “bacon buttie”.

adabsurdum · April 17, 2019, 9:52am

According to Wikipedia:

Carlson’s mother is Lisa McNear (Lombardi); she left the family when Carlson was 6 years old,wanting to pursue a bohemian lifestyle

I regret that Tucker has Mommy issues, but there’s no reason the rest of humanity, especially women though now a gay man, should have to abide his obvious emotional dysfunction.

thunderclapnewman · April 17, 2019, 9:56am

Tucker has delusions of adequacy.