Discussion: Huckabee

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I would pay good money to see someone throw a bible at this asshole.

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He’s got a lot of weight behind his candidacy

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What!? Mike Huckabee!?

I thought the GOP Clown Car was FULL!

Did they rent a Minivan?

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U-Haul

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“I plan to do what all the other GOP Cocksuckers plan to do but I plan to do it in JEEZUS’ name!”

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Did they have a sale on fabric over at the Wal-mart?

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An awning sale, by the looks of it.

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That was my thought. Now, if Christie announces, provided he isn’t indicted first, they will need a 40’ container with feed troughs for those two.

According to Dr. Maddow…pretty soon there’ll be about 20 declared Republicans in the race and only 2 Democrats.

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If there was a doG, Huck-a-Buck would be a pile of smoldering cinders…

Little Rock Tent and Awning

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I expect Christie to announce and then be informed that Article 17 doesn’t exist in the US Constitution.

They heard that vertical stripes make you look thinner. And maybe they do. But there’s only so much you can expect from an optical illusion.

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I always wondered why this shot wasn’t included in this book.

http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Book-Cover-1123-932x1024.jpg

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Is this going to be some kind of new record number of candidates for the GOP? Anything to grift some poor fools out of their Soc Security checks…

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Thanks a lot. Now I need to run to the liquor store.

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This time around, Huckabee’s strategy centers on economic populism

Thank goodness for Bernie’s candidacy, or the Dems may have been out-lefted by the right this go-around.

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That’s because CRAZY has no boundaries

…and there’s gold in them thar hills.

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Apparently, Huckabee’s Grifter Credentials ™ needed an update.

My poodle has a better chance of being president that this hate-filled charlatan does.

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