Get on board, little children, there’s room [and funds] for many a more!
If there were a doG, it would have shat on Fuckabee’s doorstep!
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This is the Oprah version of the Republican Presidential Primary of Candidates.
“You get a billionaire, and you get a billionaire…everyone gets a billionaire!!!”
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Faith healers and televangelists already own that market.
Having first thoroughly demonstrated that he is unfit for the office, Huckabee announces.
Gonna be something to watch, all those candidates fighting over such a small ideological territory.
By the end of the primary, the standard for being a “real” conservative will be negative income tax rates, balancing the budget last week, promising to bring Jesus back during the first 100 days of the term to smite the liberals, and deporting EVERYbody (just because there was a land bridge doesn’t mean it was legal) who isn’t of European descent.
GOP clown car is basically a Tardis - it’s bigger on the inside.
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Broader and more muted stripes would have been more effective than the “Jailhouse Rock” look. Better still, they should have dressed like Johnny Cash.
OMG - then they’ll be with us forever! And they’ve got the sonic screwdriver!
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The Faux News Repug presidential wash cycle continues:
- Work for Faux and make big bucks fooling the viewers with nonsense;
- Run unsuccessfully for president;
- Return to Faux and make bigger bucks;
- Run unsuccessfully for president again;
- Faux viewers continue to get stupider because of the nonsense, and the country becomes increasingly ungovernable.
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Yes, when they talk we are all screwed.
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Please. Northern European.
Excellent! A screeching double-pun riposte ripped to the gap in right field!
Gotta admit this guy really works hard at the grift, a real Huckster-Bee, he is.
Huckster!!!
Huckabee campaign bus…
https://www.bigrigtruck.net/gallery/d/993-1/Kruz+Cattle+Truck+1.JPG
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Whoop-dee-do. One more clown for the republi-con Presidential campaign clown car. Yawn.
No they put a hitch on the Clown Car and they’re now pulling a double wide.
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Burn!
“Huckabee Jumps Into 2016 Presidential Race”
a better adjective might be “plods”
WHAT??? Excuse me, but I thought he had already taken the BIG LEAP. Are you sure about this? I checked yesterday and his name was already there as a Republican candidate, according to ‘the list’ of 22. Maybe he decided to JUMP AGAIN, hoping he’d make a bigger splash this time. Too many ‘FISH’ in the pond. Lost in the crowd. .