Fairly certain that stomach balloon has worked its way up into the vast cavity of Huck’s skull…
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I’m tempted to post that on Facebook.
[quote]“We cannot survive as a republic if we do not become, once again, a God-centered nation that understands that our laws do not come from man, they come from God,” [/quote]Oh, so God must be in charge of making laws for us to remain a Democratic-Republic? And who democratically elected God to that position?
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Laws may come from god - but which god(s)?
Ancient civilization had gods like Zeus and Ra and Shangdi long before Christianity - and those civilizations established laws that are very similar to laws we have today.
Christianity and eventually America came long, long after ancient civilizations had set our legal templates.
So is Huckabee saying his god is just a plagiarist when it comes to handing down laws - since they’re still very very similar to laws from pre-christianity civilizations?
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The trouble with Brother Huckabee’s claim is that it is scripturally false. As any true Christian should know.
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So we need to throw out the constitution…don’t you just love those Constitution loving conservatives?
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So it is God who is fucked-up, not the majority GOP? Excuses, excuses.
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Laws like Obamacare, right, Huck?
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He’s getting the frothers frothing.
A dying breed.
Um, I think Jesus gets a vote only in the event of a tie.
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There you have it: Huckabee is running for president on the “Party of God” ticket.
Or, in the original Arabic, Hezbullah.
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Well, at least Huckabee and ISIS have one thing they agree on…
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Umm, you need to check your history, mikee! The Treaty of Tripoli state that “As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion”. Signed by George Washington.
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WRONG asshole!
Division. Of church and state requires our country to be secular not religious!
You huckleberry may believe in whatever myth and superstitions you want. While NOT cramming your crap down the rest of our throats!!
American the beautiful baby!!
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Dear Mr. Huckabee: I’m a secular humanist. It’s not a religion, but it’s a powerful way of thinking. I’m also a history major. I have a rough general idea of the thinking the founders based this country on. You don’t. And one more thing: I’m an excellent shot with a firearm. I have many secular humanist friends who can shoot as well. There are more of us than you realize. So fucking chill.
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Well you have to admire the genius of this. I mean, who makes the laws? Godless Liberals like us? As the French say, noop! God makes the laws! And who speaks for God? Well, Mike Huckabee, of course! So who should be making the law? Mike Huckabee!
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The fuck you say. Article 6, Clause 2 of the United States Constitution says otherwise.
That’s the problem with America right now - too many asshats believe that as it is
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God needs to fix the handicap parking in Maryland too many big fat slobs getting placards so they don’t have to waddle so far, I can barely find a spot. If I get to see the Pope I shall bring it up. Wonder what Huckafuck feels about bearing false witness? You can’t be a Republican and actually follow the teachings of Christ, it is impossible, following the teachings truthfully and you will be labeled a liberal.
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So congress is divinely inspired? Must mean the president was when he made the executive order on immigration then, right?
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