Discussion: Hissing Package That Fell From Sky With Trump Note Sparks Alarm

OUT YOURSELF STUDENT PRANKSTER!

I wish to donate to your congressional campaign.

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They soon learned the box filled with wires really was part of a NASA experiment. The box “contained a weather balloon instrument that measures ozone,” NASA said in a statement provided to News 4 New York.

The parachute launched from a Rutgers University-owned site as part of a “Long Island Sound Tropospheric Ozone Study.”

Well, I guess we can kiss that funding goodbye.

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In the basement of the Olympus Mons Papa John’s Pizzeria.

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WHatever they’re doing they must have did it to my garden, I’m not being inundated with Zucchini this season. Zuchiini? Coincidence? I think not!

Indeed they are! Why when they take their sheets off they’;re just as pink as me!

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If anyone should have been removed, it’s Trump himself.

The note was clearly lighthearted and since they couldn’t know exactly where it might land, I think it was a good precaution, lest someone get the wrong idea.

Besides, the note read – truthfully – that is was NOT A BOMB.

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Yes, we need strict accountability!

That is, unless you are a MOC doing insider trading, or molesting kids, or cheating on your spouse. For those folks, we have Mulligans by the pallet!

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That settles it. If I ever run for office, I’m gonna take the stage name Mulligan Pallet.

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Karen really needs to limit Mike’s bedtime reading.

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It’s all he’s got now that his “Mother’s Missile” is unable to launch.

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And gun nuts will begin demanding open carry of phasers.

You can imagine her horror when she caught him stuffing the Thanksgiving Turkey a fews years ago :scream:

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I think they’ve moved this kid to ad buys for DHS…

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Please tell me this is an Onion prank…PLEASE???

Edited to add: Oh, DOH…should have just looked at the URL! LOLOL

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Thanks for reminding me to get a new supply of mindbleach.

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When I worked at NASA back in late 80s-90s, the interns (students) did play silly -and ofen v funny- jokes. One phoned the BIG BOSS and, in a pretty good Yoda-voice, admonished him to “… study hard if you want to be a Jedi, awk, yesss! ummm!” The BIG BOSS wasn’t amused, and as it was my phone, I almost got in trouble. Luckily, the intern confessed. He wasn’t fired.

NASA student-interns are usually very smart engineer-types. Who says engineers don’t have a sense of humor?

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He deserves a TV talk-show, with comics quipping about the “fake” president.

Here’s your real “Space Force”!

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I’ll see that, and raise you

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(this guy also has one of the best author bios IMO)

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Hundreds of tweets every day are sent digitally to Trump with no affect. Some kid send a message from the sky and it’s broadcasted for Trump and the world to hear.

If retro technology continues, millions of messages in a bottle will wash up on the Mar-a-Lago beach.

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Awww, now you’ve made me want to buy a boat!

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