ernst used to be a guy. equipment malfunction of some sort.
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Perfect. A loudmouth asshole New Yorker and a loudmouth asshole from Jersey.
The primaries showed how much America loves the Outlaw Jersey Whale. Even New Jersey has a serious case of buyerās remorse at 26% approval.
Too bad HRC is officially a New Yorker now too, so she canāt really go there.
My $$$ is on Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. I would prefer David Duke.
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I can see it now: Christie and Ginrich are both on stage at the convention. The decision will be by audience applauseā¦
Suddenly, the lights dim.
Good Lord, thatās THE UNDERTAKERās music!!!
The Undertaker rides up to the stage on a Harley, choke slams the two doughy politicians and is nominated to thunderous applause as Trump shouts āIsnāt this great, folks? I will give you everything!ā
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There is a reason that it is a short list. No one with an ounce of credibility wants to be within tweeting distance of Trump.
The jokes about a Christie bump will be merciless and Gingrich is pure desperation.
What does he bring to the table but a fantasmicly failed Clinton investigation that killed the Repubs and cost him his career.
Maybe Trump is searching for a scapegoat?
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Iām thinking it will be Sessions. The main reason is that he is probably not very well known while at the same time being someone of reasonable stature in DC.
With enough money and a good PR team, they can the image of reasonable insider on him. Except for the issue of money and a good PR team, that is.
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It would be hard for The Rump to go wrong with Carly Fiorina, the rat whoās already boarded one sinking ship.
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Another possible giggle. Newt and Chris have been asked to produce tax returns, presumably the pressure will increase on trumpf to do the same. Unless of course these two gents are also caught up in serial audits. Iām also having fun imagining Meljania of Slovenia bonding with either of the wives in the de rigueur wife bonding sessions that will ensue.
@centralasiaexpat @silas1898 I think Beauregard has too much fun during the Judiciary Committee inquisitions to leave it behindā¦
@seanmalloy The pilots are always the first ones at the crash scene.
@teenlaqueefa āIām speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and Iāve said a lot of things."
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Mr. Ethics Gingrich, the Speaker so corrupt his own Republican caucus threw him out, would be a better fit than Kristi Kreme, who is just a bridge too far.
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What is up with Trumpās complexion in that picture? He doesnāt even look human.
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Well, he wasnāt human before, but I do think he has a new color. I wonder if this has to do with the awful interview in his little garret in New York a few days ago, where he looked so orangeāor was it some shade of piggy pink? Anyway, he looked quite unusual.
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Fatboy and Little Man, similar to other bombs that were dropped.
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Hillary Clinton - better lucky than good
So much for the outsider claim. Trump himself is a Wall Street insider and vulture capitalist. Now heās going to add Newt who is the GOP Establishment Insider or Christie the Mobās insider. One could be his VP and the other in his cabinet? The corruption possibilities are endless.
If he picks either Crispy or the Grinch, I hope Clinton does chose Warren as VP. She will destroy both the Fatass and the Fathead (the nicknames are interchangeable between Christie or Gingrich).
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Mr. NAFTA? You gotta be shitting me?
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Can I haz methamphetamine nowz?!!!
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The traditional role of the VP nominee is to advocate/defend the POTUS nomineeās policies. Other than Gingrich or Christie,I canāt imagine any Repub named in that article wanting that role. Newt and Christie have nothing to lose,but all the others do.
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Anyone dumb enough to accept the position of VP for Rump should be no where near the Oval Office.
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