Discussion: Happy Days Are Here Again! Gingrich And Christie Reportedly Top Trump's VP List

How is the governor of New Jersey “inside DC politics”? (Except for hugging the outgoing president?)

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I think this revelation brings the adage “The gift that keeps on giving” to new, unparalleled heights.

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Rationally I can understand that Trump won’t say to himself, “For ticket-balancing purposes I need someone who’s arguably not a narcissistic clown.” I get that. That said—Gingrich. Wow. Just wow.

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Wow!..A corrupt governor or a serial divorcee!

Well, neither can hurt the Trump/GOP brand.

God, what a bunch of incompetent losers.

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Actually, my money was on the Alaskan pole dancer.

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just speculating

Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) Supreme Court
Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN) Attorney General
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AK) Sec of State
Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) Sec of Agriculture

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“This is in his head,” the person said. “It’s up to him.”, afterword sighing deeply as tears filled his/her eyes.

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And Sarah Palin as the Oval Office cigar humidor.

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This is a bigger joke than his big red clown tie.

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Trump and Newt, two adulterers on the same ticket. Talk about family values. LMAO!!!

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Uh oh…this is a dilemma. If he picks Christie we will have to figure out who is ‘fat’ and who is ‘fuck’ on the ticket.

If he picks the Anger Muffin, will will have to determine who is more furious. The only good thing about this pick is that we get another shot at the Joker.

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Yikes!!!

Ouch!!!

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It seems fitting that one flimflam man, Trump, would chose another flimflam man, Gingrich, as his VP. Grifters gotta grift.

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Newt, Newt, what a hoot!

Polls have shown Gingrich to be the most unpopular person in America. But that was before Trump came along. They could be a great pair.

In fairness, Al Franken noted that the Unabomber might be a little less popular than Gingrich, but the Unabomber is unavailable for a vice presidential nomination, at least in a traditional campaign.

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That has got to be the sleaziest list of potential VP’s I have ever seen.

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I smell a new reality show: The Six Wives of Trumpgrich.

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He gets the pro marriage vote. After all, there are six marriages between them.

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The Trump campaign also released this list of the other VP candidates under consideration:

Yosemite Sam
Gary Busey
Jason Voorhees
Charles Manson
Boris Johnson
Lord Voldemort
Ernst Biofeld
Caligula
Keyser Söze
Travis Bickle
Jeb Bush
Eric Trump

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Either choice makes Trump look like a drowning man reaching for an anvil.

Is it wrong that I’m laughing?

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