Discussion: GOPer Leading Race To Replace Flake Says She's The Cure For 'Swampitis'

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“I will PROVE how independent I am by voting 100% with ANYTHING that President Trump brain-farts out.”

Um, OK.

Sieg Heil Fraulein.

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More proof, along with Ben Carson, that while one may be intelligent enough to get through med school, one can still be a complete idiot.

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Since she’s listening to the people and all, maybe she should consider these Gallup Poll results:

Americans who favor building a wall along the border with Mexico: 36% (Gallup, March 2017)

Americans who support significant cuts to taxes on the middle class: 61% (Gallup, March 2017)

Americans who approve of the Affordable Care Act: 55% (Gallup, April 2017)

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… was rechristened with the popular nickname, “Chemtrail Kelly”.

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Are we EVER going to have ‘good’ people run for office again??? I remember back in college one of my Prof’s predicted this…that politics would get so dirty that only the mediocre would run…

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I was just going to post exact that when I saw “Dr Kelli Ward” in that photo.

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Because every Alex Jonesers worth his tin foil hat knows that swampitis is caused by chemtrails. Definitely.

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I dunno; chemtrails are worrying but I’m holding out for a reactionary crystallomancer, myself.

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More proof of what it takes to sign on with the New American Know-Nothing Party.

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Swamp it is.

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So, uh, how would you have voted on repealing the regulation that gave Americans the right to sue banks, credit-card companies and the like?

You would have voted for repeal? End of story.

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It’s a matter of definition. In her lexicon “the people” means the portion of the general population that voted for her in a state wide election. Everybody else in the state lost and are not deserving of recognition much less representation. Besides, I have it on good authority that “The same people who did the phony election polls, and were so wrong, are now doing approval rating polls. They are rigged just like before.”

A good portion of Arizona is a desert climate so this also, too:

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She’s listening to the subset of Arizonans that is the intersection of old people, white people, Republicans, Trumpers, Fox News devotees, get off my lawn people, and Republican primary voters. It’s a frightening large set.

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She claims to be the cure for swampitis – but she is a carrier of encephalitis.

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Someone ought to ask the chem trail lady if she is a doctor what are her views on vaccines.
If her views comport with the Alex Jones Bannon view of the world then she is violating the Hippocratic oath.

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Because what do call the person who graduates last in their class at Medical School?

Doctor.

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Here are the actual credentials from Wikipedia: Ward was born in Fairmont, West Virginia. She earned a BS in psychology from Duke University, where she was a contributor to the Duke Chanticleer. She was awarded a Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine from West Virginia School of Osteopathic Medicine, and also received a master’s degree in public health from A.T. Still University.

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Apparently they never taught her to wash her hands after she shits up the place.

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Cure for swampitis, or the carrier of a virus? I mean, let’s be real here. She’s virulent.

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