Discussion: GOPer Jim Jordan Supports Having Mueller Testify: 'I Got Questions For Him'

Yep, Gym. I’m sure you’ll be able to pin him to the mat in no time. No reversals, no escapes. A clean take down, no doubt.

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How is it possible to be in the same room with this person and not punch him in the face? Asking for a friend.

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I predict that he will come off well, only to the die hard cultists.

He will come off as trying to browbeat harrangue Mueller to moderates (that is still GOPers (not on the hill) who are either skeptical of Trump, or are already never trumpers) and independents.

And he will look like the huge ass that he is to all of the rest of us.

Meanwhile the group Republicans for the Rule of Law group that released the powerful video of republican prosecutors former GOP admin lawyers, is doing this. If there is ever a chance that a few others might get the spine to stand with Amash, I think it will be because (at least in part) of the efforts of this group. Advanced credit (if it happens) where credit is due.

Video, in case you missed it:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4E4Nv5ues3BNPjcDNxStmA

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Hopefully, the committee will bring duct tape to put over this guy’s yapper.

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I get the feeling he’d start a question but when Mueller looks at him he’d turn into a gibbering mess

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Mueller will not respond to alleged gentlemen lacking jackets.

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“I think the one question most Americans want to know: When did you first learn there was no collusion?” Jordan said.

The easy answer:. “I will let you know if that happens.”

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He’s not smart enough to realize he is so over-matched - both by intelligence, and in terms of the dept/breadth of information Mueller has been steeped in compared to the conspiracy theories based on bs and bs assumption - that he (Jordan) should be turned into a gibbering mess.

In Jordan’s mold - one just gets louder and ruder (talking over, for example) as a technique of “owning” the other person. He’ll look awful, but won’t have the self-awareness of when to back off, just making it worse.

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“I’ve got questions for Mueller. Specifically, like if there would be any liability for me personally if I knew that some creeper was showering up to six times a day naked in group showers with my wrestlers and groping them during medical exams. Could I be held responsible in civil suits because I never did anything about it?”

TheFullQuote™.

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All Mueller has to do is respond to the Chairman ignoring Gym like he isn’t even in the room.

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I doubt Mueller will let this prick shake him. Remember How Strozak handed the GOP their asses?

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Jordan is looking to get a Presidential Medal of Freedom. He hears that Trump is handing them out like candy on Halloween.

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If Jordan wanted to be more precise, his statement would have been, “I got stupid, impertinent questions for him that I will ask in a snarky tone, and that will illuminate nothing except my own rather substantial intellectual limitations.”

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I’m just looking forward to hearing more from that “Bawkses of documence!” dude. I have no idea what he will say, but I’m sure it’ll be…memorable.

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Jim Jordan’s question:
"“I think the one question most Americans want to know: When did you first learn there was no collusion?”
Robert Mueller’s answer:
“We have not learned nor said that there was no conspiracy. However, while there was some evidence of conspiracy, we did not discover sufficient evidence of conspiracy to prosecute members of the Trump campaign and administration. The obstruction of justice that we encountered is one of the reasons we did not have prosecutable evidence.”

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“I think the one question most Americans want to know: When did you first learn there was no collusion?” Jordan said.

Ah! Now I understand why Mueller doesn’t want to testify. It’s like trying to explain tariffs are taxes on the American people to Donald Trump. A thankless, impossible task.

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Mr. Mueller, do you ever watch professional wrestling? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Gym Jordan will ask brilliant questions. Here’s one:

Why wasn’t Hillary Clinton found guilty of email abuse and leaking the very most confidential secrets?

Huh? HUH?

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Tariffs aren’t taxes. They’re incentives to investment in the American economy.

Of course, to be competitive, manufacturers will need to hire illegal immigrants to staff their new factories in America…

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