Discussion: GOPer Jim Jordan Supports Having Mueller Testify: 'I Got Questions For Him'

I distrust this guy even more when both his hands aren’t visible.

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I suppose Mueller could ask, “Have you read my report, Mr. Jordan?” -but the answer is painfully obvious. I can’t believe Jordan has a law degree.

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And the tough guy “I got,” not, “I’ve got.” How dreamy.

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The Freedom Kakas are so stupid that they think they’re smarter than the Deep State conspirators they aim to expose. Mueller could squash them like bugs, if he would only choose to do so.

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“I think the one question most Americans want to know: When did you first learn there was no collusion?

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I doubt it’s going to happen, but on the Democratic side, rather than allowing each member to ask questions in a piecemeal fashion during their allotted time, I think it would be more fruitful and helpful to the public if they hired a sharp lawyer with expertise in this area to ask the questions. I think we’d get a better and more coherent narrative that way.

I have questions for Gym Jordan. First being “When did you first learn there was sexual assault happening on your wrestling team? “

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Questions he got. Grammar, not so much.

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“I learned it yesterday, Mr. Jordan, at approximately Fuck You o’clock. Does anyone have a serious question?”

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They’re Freedom Funds.

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aka as freeing our money from our pockets, bank accounts and savings. Set the money free (from us, as we buy things with trump tariffs.)

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Yeah, um, his time with Michael Cohen made Gym look like a total fool to the point that even Fox News asked him what his problem was.

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I don’t know if Mueller has the wit to keep up with Shower-Boy.

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He’s got a BA in economics, a MA in Education and a law degree. And I’ve yet to see his proficiency in any of these areas.

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Sir Isaac Newton says “Hi”, Jim.

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and this is one of the reasons I’ve been advocating for a select committee on impeachment.

Jokers like Jordan could be kept off the committee entirely – and the committee could pass its own rules regarding limitations on questions to witnesses to prevent the kind of hectoring, badgering efforts to discredit witnesses that Jordan and his ilk specialize in.

Barring that, Nadler needs to make the impeachment inquiry official, and then the committee can set up rules pursuant to witnesses that would make it possible for witnesses to only be questioned by committee counsel.

But no purpose is served by letting Jim Jordan ask any decent person a question.

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Exactly that. Jim Jordan is likely to get a lesson on why the Special Counsel did not used the words that he did instead of words that tweet well. He will also get a lesson on why both sides of the aisle have respect for Robert Mueller. Back to the locker room with Jordan!

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Jordan was so intent on having Hillary be guilty of the Benghazi claims that at the end of the 11 hour hearing, he spoke the confession that he wanted her to make. I assume that was just to get it into the record, and I assume he believed five minutes later that she actually made the confession. He’s genuinely a super-idiot and whackadoodle.

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But he’s really, really loud. You have to give him that.

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