Now they’re mansplaining sexual assault. JFC, SHUT UP and think for one minute!
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“So if you grab a woman by the genitals, that’s not sexual assault?” the Weekly Standard pressed.
“I don’t know. It’s not clear that he—how that would occur.”
I could have Miss Kitty fill him in. It's not rocket science.
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Women love it when a man explains sexual assault to them. I’m sure if Trump grabbed his private parts he would consider it an assault or then again, maybe not.
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yeah. calling it sexual assault-lite hardly is a winning strategy.
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and a former DA
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But for the harm that would be done to the country, I almost want Trump to win, just to see Justice Sessions grope Notorious RBG. Rather, I should say try to grope RBG. 20 years his senior and 1/2 his size, she’d rightfully rip his arm off and let him bleed out.
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What if he had done what he talked about to your daughter? There is a reason I call him Jefferson Bullshitregard Sessions.
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Why not ask Mrs. Sessions after the Donald grabs her snatch…
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Sigh–
It’s bad enough that we have a suspended state supreme court chief justice, a house speaker convicted of ethics violations, and a governor on the verge of impeachment for sexual indiscretions (a governor who renounced his endorsement of Trump after the latest scandal came to light), but we also have to deal with Sessions?
Not cool, universe. Not cool.
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I don’t think you could keep Kagan and Sotomayor from jumping in even if RBG demanded a 1v1. Heck, O’Connor would probably pop by just to get in a kick or two.
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Wow. Why would ANY woman vote for ANY Republican. This is WORSE than what Akin said, much, much worse.
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Disappointed but not surprised, coming from the party that still doesn’t know how babies are made, or rather, that rape can lead to an unwanted pregnancy.
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Has anyone heard from Karen Hughes yet?
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Shorter Jeff Sessions: What he’s describing is not sexual assault…because he’s a Republican. Now if the same thing had been said by a Democrat, that would be different.
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“I don’t know. It’s not clear that he—how that would occur.”
I understand, as an Alabaman, that he’s obviously an idiot, but I think even he could actually work out how the thing would occur.
Hint: It involves a hand and a pussy.
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Yes, and do these rules apply to black and hispanic men?
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Soon he’ll be claiming the tape might not even be Trump because who even knows how audio/visual recording works.
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One of them poontang boats!
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So I guess it is OK if a woman grabs you by the balls, Jeff? What if your wife is present when this happens? Would you laugh it off?
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Ok Senator, let’s play a game. You go up and grab a woman’s crotch without her consent and see how that shakes out.
What was described was CLEARLY a sexual assault. No questions. Now, it is up for debate if the Donald committed a sexual assault on the woman they were talking about. It’s not clear that he actually followed through with what he claimed. If he did then he committed a sexual assault. If not then we’ll just have to rely on the bevy of other women who’ve accused him of rape and sexual assault.
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