How about a minimum IQ requirement for state legislators?
“Ah lahk 'em skinny.”
“It was aimed at both men and women. I can’t strip either. I’m a little overweight,” Havard told the Times-Picayune.
Are you sure?
No more lap-dances for you, CrassHole.
Because sometimes the Free Market ain’t free.
Somebody needs to develop and EQ–EthicsQuotient test…
It isn’t like these bastards have anything important on the table. FFS.
What’s the point of an “invisible hand” if it can’t grope occasionally?
Was this the guy in the “NO FAT CHICKS” t-shirt at The PussyWillow Club on two-for-one drink night?
Havard also suggested the maximum age for a stripper under the law should be 28.
Snarknado warnings in effect for Louisiana for the next several days.Well, only if your objective is to ensure every state legislature in America can’t get a quorum.
Is there any factual evidence to prove that this guy isn’t an Onion parody?
Don’t make me throw a chair at you! 
I propose the following law:
A Republican cannot attempt satire unless a man stands in front of him waving a red flag for a period of 3 minutes before the remark, while the remark is spoken, and for a period of 5 minutes after the satirical remark.
Probably not. If someone wants to carve him up I doubt it’ll cause tears to flow.
Holy sh*t. I didn’t even catch the maximum part in there.
So he doesn’t want any old, fat chicks giving him lap dances anymore?
OK, the Onion needs to officially close its doors.
New Louisiana state motto incorporates Bubba mentality: “Regulate stripper chicks not oil slicks”
The Representative likes his men under 160 lbs.???
He’s good at covering his tracks I guess. According to Wiki he made his place of birth just disappear!!
***Born March 1971***
***Place of birth missing***
Political party Republican
Spouse(s) Shondell Escher Havard
Children Two sons
Residence
St. Francisville
West Feliciana Parish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Havard