Quick ask Vitter what he thinks. I thought this was his area of expertise
Havard is for skinny strippers and fat cheeseburgers.
Itâs not to difficult to lie about your age, so someone who is 17 could still claim to be 22.
Weight, on the other hand, is much easier to check.
So if this is really to help stop Human Trafficking, I say set the weight limit to only allow strippers OVER 160 pounds.
Typical GOTPer. Just plain not thinking. I know theyâre anti-science and all.
It should be tied to BMI, not weight.
Duh.
In related legislation, Rep. Havard was also discussing regulating hookersâ fees to ensure that state lawmakers and various conventioneers âget their moneyâs worth.â
T&A, not tyranny!
Could this amendment be an insight into his area of expertise as a âbusinessmanâ?
Of course before he got called on this, he was also about to add a requirement of a minimum of a âCâ cup size.
He went on to complain, âWhy canât chicks take a joke anymore?â
They need to meet code and measure up, but he can remain fat, ugly, short, and limp!
That would KILL the GOPâs hard won advantages at the State level.
Someone please tell me again how it is the federal government under Obama that is engaging in regulating everything and crushing freedom???
Chairs can not travel through the air.
Signed,
Still Mad in Nevada
I get itâŚheâs trying to discourage all those black dudes from going to the strip clubs he likes to frequent because, you know, they all like big buttsâŚshelf-booty evenâŚ
How else is he going to get anyone to pay attention to him.
Havard looks like he could stand to lose a little fat, starting with his head.
Whatâs up with his stripper fetish?
Kenneth Havard loves a lap dance now and then but wants government to regulate the weight of the sex performers. How about regulating the weight of legislators?
I thought the good Christian Family Values lawmakers in the Repubican party didnât care about immoral things like stripping?
I likes my women wiâ a bit oâ meat on 'em ( but not too much ) .
Did he also nominate himself to lead the enforcement of his proposed law? Wandering the strip clubs of Louisiana with a scaleâŚprobably with an attachable poleâŚto get up on it and dance for him?