Discussion: GOP Bill Approves Funds For Trump's Military Parade

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I got your “display of small arms” right here.

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Oh damn, I’m busy that day hair to wash, nails to manicure, bird bath to scrub, paint to watch dry. Do all let me know if Spanky arrives in uniform.

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I imagine Trump will be sitting on a gilded throne on a dais high above the crowds, like Kim Jong-un but with more bling.

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Bill Maher: Donald Trump Is Just A Costume Away From Full-On Dictator

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I have to assume that the word small in this proclamation is not going to make trump very happy after he saw Jets buzz the Eiffel Tower

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Beat me to it. I wonder if the DAA provided money for an appropriate uniform for Trumpf.

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How cringe-inducing. You want to email all your friends outside the US, allcapsing DON’T BLAME ME I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!!

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Yep, that is what I had in mind. A combination of Peron with 5th Ave doorman.

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Planned news hiatus that day.

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“In order to honor American veterans, including American veterans of past wars that the Secretary of Defense determines have not received appropriate recognition,

Oh, how ridiculous! If they really cared about veterans, how about funding the VA properly and researching medical issues related to their military service? And how about not selling them out by privitizing the VA so a few billionaires can make yet more money they don’t need?

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So, is this for 2018 or 2019?

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“So we’re actually thinking about Fourth of July, Pennsylvania Avenue, having a really great parade to show our military strength,” Trump said at the time.

I thought the 4th of July was to celebrate independence and freedom - not military strength.

And there’s a holiday in November each year on the 11th. It’s for something having to do with…oh, what was that? Oh yeah, HONORING VETERANS on Veterans’ Day.

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If his parade has actual, mounted cuirassiers, I’ll watch.

That’s what the defense department alluded to several weeks ago.

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The way it was sold to me:

The parade was scheduled for 11 November this year as it is the hundredth anniversary of the end of World War I. So it’s this year.

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OK, that 2019 budget is what made me wonder.

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To borrow a line from my Dad, “Tuesday? No, can’t do it Tuesday. That’s the day we go to the post office.”

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All around the country, US military officers will be threatening slackers with reassignment to a ceremonial unit.

Imagine how pleasant it will be to wear a full, dark dress uniform for hours in DC in July. Average July 4 temperature is 88F in the shade.

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