âI am not a crook!â, Richard Nixon.
âThis is not a big crime!â, Rudy Giuliani
Thatâs how the GOP has devolved further from its Nixonian low point.
Nobody got robbed? WE ALL GOT ROBBED, Rudy.
No murder, no foul.
FOX: Trump was simply helping Obamaâs economy by paying free money to people. Liberals are just thankless.
This asshole needs to be disbarredâ assuming he has not already been.
âThe crime was smallâ is something I thought you usually only heard from lawyers after the verdict, during sentencing arguments.
Bold strategy, Rudy.
âNobody diedâ - Well, we still donât know the full story of what happened to Peter Smith, so I might slow my roll on that one.
âNobody got Robbedâ - SDNY and the Judge said the people were robbed by what Cohen did at the direction and control of Individual-1.
âThis is not a Big Crime!â - Judge Pauley said otherwise. He sentenced Cohen to 3 years mainly as a message to other would be campaign finance violators (i.e., the GOP).
White collar crimes a good thing, eh, Rudy?
Rudy always liesâŚwonder if he knows what the actual body count is.
Next step is, âNo American lives were lostââalready tried and tested!
Dumbest. Lawyer. Ever.
This is, of course, why white-collar crime is underprosecuted and underpunished.
If we took it seriously, Trump would have had multiple convictions on his record before he ever landed a TV gig or started a presidential campaign.
No longer a fan of the whole broken window policing thing , Rudy?
âThatâs just a little iceâ-Edward John Smith, Captain of the HMS Titatnic
What happened to the âno crime too smallâ Rudy?
Wikipedia: âGiuliani and Bratton presided over an expansion of the New York police department and a crackdown on low-level crimes, including fare evasion, public drinking, public urination, graffiti artists, and âsqueegee men.ââ
He was also a big fan of âstop and frisk,â where all you had to do was to LOOK like you might commit a crime. Someday.
Beat me to it. And nailed it cold.
New hashtag needed: âWhite collar crimes matterâ
Seems like a pretty low bar there.
Also, I wonder if Rudyâs stance on ânon robbing, non killingâ crimes was the same when he was an attorney general & mayor.
âNobody got killed, nobody got robbed⌠This was not a big crime,â Giuliani told The Daily Beast.
Aha! So it was a crime. Thus Ghouliani once again proves he is truly every criminal defendantâs dream.