“It’s just a few Indians. We’ll be back at the fort by dinner.” —George Armstrong Custer
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Times are hard at The Onion. It’s a real challenge to differentiate their satire from the daily headlines.
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“This was not a big crime.” That’s part of the quote! Fantastic.
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So, the gravity of a crime now depends on someone’s death.
Well then, MBS should be locked up and executed for murder. Right?
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The American people got robbed butt head. (I can say butt head, right?).
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“This man is a perfect reverse barometer!”
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oblig:
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For Josh’s readers of a certain Watergate age this is called “Going Trish”.
That is Nixon’s kid protesting Watergate because no one was killed,
Plus ça change,
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Indeed. Where WAS the SDNY all of this time, while money was being laundered, real estate was being fraudulently sold, a casino was being used as a crime hub, schemes were being cooked?
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Oh, and don’t forget the “crime” of behaving rudely toward a surveillance camera. Yeah, this is the assh*le who made an armed camp out of city hall park, whose police shot people for holding candy bars and wallets.
I think if trump is “innocent” he should get the same treatment as an actually innocent black man.
I could be arrested for saying he should get the same treatment as a black man who might be guilty of selling loose cigarettes.
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‘Nobody Got Killed, Nobody Got Robbed’
This from the Mayor who made it a priority to lock up squeegee men & kids selling nickel bags on the street.
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That’s our Baghdad Rudy: inventor of the motorized goalpost legal defense strategy. You know we’re nearing the end for this one when he starts yelling “Crime isn’t Crime!”
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Rudy, you’re no Roy Cohn!
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Hell, he’s not even a Cohen.
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Only one thing after that - Crime is good!
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Giuliani Shrugs Off Cohen’s Crimes: ‘Nobody Got Killed, Nobody Got Robbed’
OMG. Trump’s mirror. There were murders and robberies involved.
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Let me translate Rudy from the Privileged White Male Speajk to ordinary English. 'White collar crime is not real crime, that’s why they call it ‘white collar’, Robber and murder are Black thug/drug crimes are the only real crimes."
You’re welcome.
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White Collar crime better !
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65,844,610 people most certainly were robbed. The rest of the people either are just realizing their wallet is missing or don’t care.
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Crime is the new black.
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