Fox is an organization of high standards and impeccable conduct.
I hope they suspend Gingrich from the ceiling on his own petard.
And in the ideal position for whacking him with a pinata stick.
Oh please, Flying Spaghetti Monster, let it be Gingrich. PLEASE.
Has the Newt been neutered?
Oh, please, please, please!!! The visual of those two with their arms around each other, waving to the crowd, is a wonderful thing to anticipate.
Itâll be the most woman-friendly ticket in historyâsix wives between them!
Ailes is just mad Gingrich was poaching on his stable of fillies.
Phew! For a second, I thought he was out because Ailes had been harrassing him too.
Hey why not?
A Fraudster Megalomaniac Racist and a Grifter Disgraced former Majority Leader and Serial Adulterer.
What a perfect team.
Gingrich the Newt?
A classic from the Austin Lounge Lizards
âEthicsâ is its middle name.
The most douchebaggery filled ticket in the history of the world. It will be really really douchy with the best gaffs and rhetoric you have ever seen . It will be a huuuge gaff machine . The very best gaff machine you have ever seen .
TPM:
Fox directly linked the speculation surrounding Gingrich as a potential vice presidential pick to the suspension of his contributor agreement in a statement.
So, the start of the GOP convention is less than a week away (it begins on the 18th), but itâs been public knowledge that Gingrich was being vetted for VP for almost two weeks now, if not longer.
Seems like Ailes certainly took his time on that one, the skeevy sex-harassing Republican operative propagandist.
Trump/Gingrich 2016
âTrophy Wives âRâ Us!â
Iâm sure those two will just bring in the women voters in droves (to vote for Hillary.)
I was mulling things over back in January and said to myself, âI bet heâll pick the Anger Muffin if anyone.â Now look where we are.
Wow!!!
âPotential Trump VP Pick Newt Gingrich.â
What better way to balance the GOP ticket and erode Sec. Clintonâs appeal among women thanâŚ
Two mansplaining sexist egomaniacs with a history of womanizing, serial divorces, and zombie wives.
Brilliant!
Are we sure this isnât another case of him being just too gosh-darn passionate about America again? Thereâs been a lot of that going around over there at Fox, apparently.
And holy god, hereâs a brain bleach reach moment. Sarah Palin. When she was at Fox. And then she wasnât. But first she was. Think about it.