Discussion: Fox News: Anchor Who Was Jailed Dealing With 'Serious Personal Issues'

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If only Jarrett had been grazing cattle on Federal land instead of his torrid down low romance with Amy Klobucharā€¦

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Serious personal problems like being arrested at an airport in the middle of the day for being drunk and disorderly?

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Those ā€˜problemsā€™ boil down to he couldnā€™t remember the foot-tapping code in the bathroom.

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Good luck recovering from alcoholism. Recovery is possible.

However, that nasty black Fox stain on your soul will require some scrubbing.

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Personal reason:

'I wanted to go out to the airport bar and get drunk."

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A Fox anchor dealing with some serious personal issues? Duuuuhhhhhā€¦

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one of his issues is being a drunk.

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ā€œHe is dealing with serious personal issues at this time."

OSD breakdown? One tour of duty too many in the War On Christmas?

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Time to find Jesus and be a hero to your Baptist audience.

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I bet that lying for a living finally pushed him over the edge.

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At least he still has time for his Grecian Formula. But if heā€™s gonna go to all that trouble, he needs to shave, the whiskers give it away.

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Anchorman III:

#The Drunk Anchor Rises

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Which would indicate that he harbors a conscienceā€¦

He must have lied on his Fox resume.

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Well, if I worked at FOX, Fair and Balanced, News, Iā€™d have serious personal issues as well. Cognitive dissonance is not fun. I look forward to his reveal all book hitting the Far Right sub-nation.

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I wish him very well, and it would be nice all around, I think, if he could ditch Fox Propaganda in favor of respectable employment. But first, get settled.

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Iā€™m guessing that lying your ass off for a living doesnā€™t count as a ā€œserious personal issueā€.

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You got that right, Dave. America is a culture of confession. In Jesusworld, it doesnā€™t matter what low-down acts of cruelty, corruption, and hypocrisy someone has lowered themselves to. All one needs to do is very publicly bawl like a spoiled kid while begging the Magical Sky Granpa to forgive in the Holey Name of His Son Baby Jeezus.

Like to get spanked by a hooker while wearing diapers? Itā€™s all good. Left your wife to ā€œhike the Andes?ā€ 'sOK, brah, Gawd knows your heart. Iā€™m waiting for a serial killer to run as a Republican after doing the whole public-prayer thing.

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Is it wrong that Iā€™m giggling with my hand in the shape of an L on my forehead, while opening a bottle of champagne?

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Hmmā€¦beats meā€¦cheers!

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