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If only Jarrett had been grazing cattle on Federal land instead of his torrid down low romance with Amy Klobucharā¦
Serious personal problems like being arrested at an airport in the middle of the day for being drunk and disorderly?
Those āproblemsā boil down to he couldnāt remember the foot-tapping code in the bathroom.
Good luck recovering from alcoholism. Recovery is possible.
However, that nasty black Fox stain on your soul will require some scrubbing.
Personal reason:
'I wanted to go out to the airport bar and get drunk."
A Fox anchor dealing with some serious personal issues? Duuuuhhhhhā¦
one of his issues is being a drunk.
āHe is dealing with serious personal issues at this time."
OSD breakdown? One tour of duty too many in the War On Christmas?
Time to find Jesus and be a hero to your Baptist audience.
I bet that lying for a living finally pushed him over the edge.
At least he still has time for his Grecian Formula. But if heās gonna go to all that trouble, he needs to shave, the whiskers give it away.
Anchorman III:
#The Drunk Anchor Rises
Which would indicate that he harbors a conscienceā¦
He must have lied on his Fox resume.
Well, if I worked at FOX, Fair and Balanced, News, Iād have serious personal issues as well. Cognitive dissonance is not fun. I look forward to his reveal all book hitting the Far Right sub-nation.
I wish him very well, and it would be nice all around, I think, if he could ditch Fox Propaganda in favor of respectable employment. But first, get settled.
Iām guessing that lying your ass off for a living doesnāt count as a āserious personal issueā.
You got that right, Dave. America is a culture of confession. In Jesusworld, it doesnāt matter what low-down acts of cruelty, corruption, and hypocrisy someone has lowered themselves to. All one needs to do is very publicly bawl like a spoiled kid while begging the Magical Sky Granpa to forgive in the Holey Name of His Son Baby Jeezus.
Like to get spanked by a hooker while wearing diapers? Itās all good. Left your wife to āhike the Andes?ā 'sOK, brah, Gawd knows your heart. Iām waiting for a serial killer to run as a Republican after doing the whole public-prayer thing.
Is it wrong that Iām giggling with my hand in the shape of an L on my forehead, while opening a bottle of champagne?
Hmmā¦beats meā¦cheers!