What if you gave a political party, and no one came?
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Did you see Borowitz? She won
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She was rumored to be out back skinning Dalmatian puppies to relieve her stress.
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They had Christmas parties at HP during Carly’s leadership? How much were the employees charged to get in?
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No joke-- we had pot lucks.
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Fiorina should follow Hucksters lead.
If there’s a party and hardly anyone shows up, is it still a party?
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No surprise! It’s actually is the same leadership she demonstrated at Hewlett Packard.
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Andy Kaufman.
I wanted her to lose big more than anyone. I hate them all but I find her to be one of the most disgusting human beings on this planet and that is saying something. Fuck you Snarly bitch. Maybe you will learn that not even your party has any use for you let along the american public. Give it up and go spend time with your husband and dog as they are probably the only two who love you/
She looked in a mirror?
Who’s funding this shit show?
The wisest thing Donald Trump has said the entire campaign: “Look at that face.”
Every times she forces a smile, it looks like the whole thing’s gonna crack into a million pieces.
According to Riley’s picture, EVERYONE was a no show. Probably not just because of her poor showing, but also because event for which she is present automatically becomes the opposite of a party.
If a pinata had been hanging up, it would probably contain the pink slips of HP employees.
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It couldn’t happen to a better shrew.
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She was too busy skinning Dalmatians for a new cloak…
Cruella and her underlings constantly boast that polls had her “16th out of 17” when she entered the race. She’s now polling ninth out of the 10 remaining candidates in New Hampshire. Moving on up!!!
If everyone but she and Santorum drop out, Cruella could win the nomination!
isnt that redundant?
Sounds about right for the ever incompetent Fiorina.
So Carly, how did that strategy of trying to perpetuate the lies against Planned parenthood and the fabricated and illegal tapes work out? Carly…double down and help expedite the inevitable wash out of your campaign.
Carly…why don’t you run for PTA President? Get a win under your belt then run for President of a nation of over 320 million people!
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Of course! Only the “Little People” pay taxes or pay their bills. (She’s just another “Queen of Mean,” like Leona Helmsley, but Leona was a lot nicer!). You know, after almost 16 years of following Cnarly, I have yet to see a glimmer of humanity in her. She’s Cruella de Ville come-to-life