Discussion: Fiorina Is A No-Show At Her Own Iowa Caucus Party

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It’s her party. She can cry if she wants to.

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Looks like everyone else was a no-show too.

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Looks shockingly like an HP Christmas party during Carly’s leadership.

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Wouldn’t want to miss that party. Wow, looks awesome. Maybe she could have asked Clint Eastwood to introduce her to all those empty chairs.

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Iowa volunteers: here’s a box for your stuff. Security will escort you out in 10 minutes.

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Caterer: “Aw, damn! What are we supposed to do with all these marzipan dead babies?”

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And after her solid 1.8% showing. I am shocked that Snarly would show such callous disregard for her 10s of supporters and her staff. Shocked I am. SHOCKED!!

[[What are the chances that Snarly is going to stiff her staff when she runs out of grift and she finally pulls out? Based on her history, I’d say it’s pretty much a mathematical certainty that they’re gonna get stiffed.]]

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It’s Long Distance Dedication Time!

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Watch–she’ll stiff the hotel and not pay the bills which is what she always does!

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Well, she did get 10 more votes (or so) then Kasich…

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What a total waste of a campaign. This woman needs to bow out of the race but since she’s got nothing else to do with her miserable life, she’ll continue on to the benefit of no one.

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The Iowa caucuses are simply a media spectacle promoted by Cargill and ethanol producers. It’s not until NH that the voting actually affects the outcome.

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Flew away on her broom stick?

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It will be a happy day when she quits the race. This woman is dreadful!

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It looks like all her supporters made it to the party.

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Hey! Unlike marzipan dead babies, that joke was tasteless!

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“Suspending” campaign after similar results in New Hampshire, guaranteed.

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LOL. Dip those marzipan fetuses in some dark chocolate and I’ll be right there to eat me some chocolate-covered zygotes. Mmm Mmm.

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To me it looks like one of the final scenes of On the Beach.

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