Discussion: FEC To God: Prove You Exist, Or We're Booting You From 2016 Race

Now God has 30 days to prove He exists

About time, if you ask me.

Deity fraud has been a problem for centuries now.

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No comment.

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There was a movie about this. Apparently, He’s alive.

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God doesn’t need to run for President. If He wants to become President, He will simply do so.

That’s one of the benefits of being omnipotent.

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FEC To God: Prove You Exist, Or We're Booting You From 2016 Race

I would like to know who God’s running mate is.

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I assume the FEC will require a long form birth certificate and photo ID that complies with Texas law.

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Hoo, boy, is the FEC gonna be surprised! Not only does God exist, his given name is Deez Nuts.

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Hey, God: Let’s see that long form birth certificate!

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Unfortunately, anyone who looks at the ID photo immediately turns into a pillar of salt.

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That’s okay, the FEC is already inert.

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Trump: FEC is lying, I didnt get any letter from them. Besides, they can see me on TV at all times. I am The God.

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Watch God turn out to be socially liberal, and the conservatives disavow Him in disgust.

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Abraham. He’s a unity pick. Ganesha’s been out stumping for them among Republicans (I hear he’s in the running for SECSTATE), too.

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@humpback would that be their lot in life?

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Dang - I didn’t see your comment just above mine where you totally beat me to the birth certificate.

I bow in your direction: (-.-) (_ _) (-.-)

:wink:

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Could it be Satan?
the yin and the yang

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ever read the beatitudes?

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That would be one hell of a unity ticket.

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He has two: The Son and the Holy Ghost.

Or so they have told me.

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