I’m betting God whips out a can of 2 Corinthians whup-ass on the FEC.
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Well shit, he must exist. His franchisees are tax-free based on it.
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Hmph. A Lot you know. Or his wife.
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Santa, who it has previously been determined in fact exists.
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Let me get my boots on, this comedic ground is getting kinda Sodom, Gomorrah It!
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O that’s brilliant, as usual.
As if the War on Christmas wasn’t enough, now those godless atheists are going after God Almighty!
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As per usual,God’s running mate will be self appointed.
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Did it star George Burns?
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God:‘doubt me? I gave you Jeff Weaver’s comedy stylings and you doubt me?’
“It has come to the attention of the Federal Election Commission that you may have failed to include the true, correct, or complete committee name, candidate name, custodian of records name, treasurer name,” an FEC analyst wrote in the letter
I don’t think the FEC knows what it is asking for. The candidate has nine billion names.
The Nine Billion Names of God
Arthur C. Clarke
“This is a slightly unusual request,” said Dr. Wagner, with what he
hoped was commendable restraint. “As far as I know, it’s the first time
anyone’s been asked to supply a Tibetan monastery with an Automatic
Sequence Computer. I don’t wish to be inquisitive, but I should hardly
have thought that your — ah — establishment had much use for such a
machine. Could you explain just what you intend to do with it?”
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actually that’s “self anointed.”
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The letter was sent as part of the FEC’s effort to sweep fake, parody candidates out of the race.
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One parody candidate hailing from Trump Tower, NYC remains.
He should be summarily dealt with in my very humble opinion. It would be for the good of all that is real, true, and worth keeping.
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Instrumental tune plays in the background: “On Top Of Old Smokey”
For some of the Jewish faith they don’t even pronounce the name settling for just consonants when written.
Now that you mention it, God’s existence was proved in the 1994 remake.
And here also. God can take many forms.
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Jesus and his lawyer are conferring on this matter and will submit paperwork to the court clerk by day’s end.
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When deposed on the matter, Jesus tap-danced around but never answered.
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the FEC […] also sent warning letters to Satan, Captain Crunch, Rocky Bolboa and Butt Stuff.
Buried the lede if you ask me.
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