Discussion: Ex-MLB Hitter Makes Pitch For Chief Of Staff Job

This has been up for over an hour without a comment. I must say it leaves me pretty speechless myself.

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Hope he realises that if JIvanka isnt around , hell have to help change Donny*s Diaper .

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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O why not? At this point it doesn’t really matter

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My guess is that everyone thought that it either spoke for itself in ways we could not, or was actually a planted story from The Onion.

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I hear Scott Walker is looking for a job. Not too worried about his reputation

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Sorry Jose. May I call you Jose? But, Paul O’Neill AND Johnny Damon have way better inside track on this job opening, having each appeared on Celebrity Apprentice, having each ENDORSED Donald Trump’s Presidential Candidacy, AND even more importantly, having believed the con job that Donald Trump is fabulously wealthy and successful, gone to Mar-a -PlayDo- played golf with him, kissed his ass for the entire 18 holes, let him win, and sucked up to him privately and publicly in ways that you cannot even begin to approach. And there is, as you know, the lingering aroma of your admitted use of PEDs. Which would make you another Scott Pruitt Headache kind of appointment.

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I hear that “The Mooch” is on deck.

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Scooter Libby has a lot of chief-of-staff experience. He also has a lot of obstruction of justice and perjury experience. Just what Trump needs right now. Now that he’s pardoned, there’s nothing to stop him from returning to the halls of government like Eliot Abrams did. As long as it’s a position that doesn’t require Senate confirmation, that is.

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Canseco doesn’t just know where in the greater Capitol area a body can score steroids, there’s also human growth stuff, nutrient supplements, the full range of retail bagged additives a body need to ingest to get bigger quicker and impress a certain sort of female type person who goes for rippling oiled hairless muscles, I mean the dude seems perfect for this opening.

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PP and Jose – the perfect pair…

What is going on with all these politicians molesting women I’ve been molested by several women and never complained

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017

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No way Jose.

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How many times was Jose beaned during a game? If more than 100, he’s a shoo-in for the job.

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Hmm. How much does this job pay? It’s not as if you have to actually show up.

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Jose has had too many fly balls bounce off his head.

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You know Trump is actually considering this!

We all know who would be Trump’s best COS: Yakov Smirnoff.

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Canseco called. He said, “Exactly! If he can hire Scott Pruitt, why not me?”

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Oh c’mon, what did Yakov Smirnoff ever do to umm … deserve, uh … to … you know what? On further reflection, never mind. Carry on.