If he can somehow find a WH job for Mark McGwire too, imagine what the bash brothers could achieve.
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Sure, why not. Every crazy idea is on the table in the President Camacho “Administration”…
He can swap juicing tips with the not-attorney general.
AHAHAHAAA!
Jose Canseco! Someone even dumber than Trump! This fellow reality show alumnus would instantly annoy Trump as even he knows a dumber-than-a-box-of-hair moron when he sees one!
When Trump introduces them as New Chiefs of Staff, he could quip, “Believe me, if I had taken Steroids like these two guys… I would have won the Popular Vote…”
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That was my first thought. Followed in rapid succession by “Snitch.”
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Bring back “The Mooch!” Oh, yes!
Jose Canseco is, pretty much across the board, a pretty despicable person. But his being truthful about Steroids, when the likes of Ivan (Pudge) Rodriguez, Rafael Palmeiro, Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire and dozens of others, used them to put themselves into the highest levels of Major League Salary and Hall of Fame and sacred record company, and all lied and continue to lie about it, is not one of the things I hold against him. And the MLBPA acted thuggishly, just like PBAs all over the country, in protecting its criminal members and intimidating honest members from speaking out about what everyone knows happened.
But yes, his truthfulness on this would disqualify him from even being considered by Trump. What was I thinking?