Being selected as Trumpâs VP candidate is considered a âsuccessâ?
This smells like an Iowa hog farm.
I turned down a date with Jennifer Lawrence because she couldnât cope with my radiant charisma. Itâs a curse.
That and sheâs allergic to my cats.
Thatâs my story.
Who cares?
To be fair Joni, if you stood before me Iâd belittle you incessantly and I hate every success youâve ever had. You are a terrible person. You believe and stand for awful things. Any time you succeed in advancing a goal that it is, by itâs own function, terrible for every other breathing person. Perhaps your husband was abusive and awful. But we are talking micro abuse vs macro abuse. You, your party, and every success it has is an abomination on all of us, it is abuse.
Go fuck yourself.
Your Trump knew about this heâd have asked her husband to be VP
âShe didnât turn me down, I turned her down!â
âPredicted tweet from 23 January following Fox & Friends
âMethinks the Lady doth protest too much.â
Way to go supporting the Vets Ernst ! â
Turning down a chance to be trumpâs vp might have been one of the smartest moves this evil woman made. Nice to know sheâs willing to throw her (ex) husband under the bus after a long marriage. Although I guess at 17 years older than she is, heâs past his sell-by date.
Ernst: I Withdrew Trump VP Bid Due To Husband Who âHated Successes I Hadâ
Maybe she should seek psychiatric treatment. You know, as in Ernst and Jung.
âMeanwhile, he hated any successes I had, and would belittle me and get angry any time I achieved a goal⌠he is doing everything he can to destroy me"
â⌠and I voted for Trump,â Ernst continued. 
âSen. Joni Ernst says she turned down President Donald Trump after interviewing to be his running mate, according to a court filing that describes an âextremely painful journeyââŚâ
I, for one, believe her.
Even five minutes with Trump would be âan extremely painful journeyâ.
For anyoneâŚ
I thought she was gay? Those men tend to get in the way. But I believe that dude got physical I think he was tweet raging a lot of the last few years and sounded like somebody who would go too far. Go on Joni, Soar. Soar. For all of us, Soar. Who knows the marvelous things you would have accomplished if it werenât for horrible men. We might all owe that man something before this is all overâŚif he could only TRULY cripple her political career.
Think of it as a mandatory gang bang you are required to attend and participate in.
If you go second you follow a herpes riddled oily vulgarian but you have a lifetime of speaking fees and cushy corporate board seats lined up to enrich you forever, plus a book deal or two.
If you hold out and go at your current turn you end up slipping around in the first 40 peopleâs goo and you have to work for the rest of your life, a little bit of work at least.
The Party of Family Values demonstrates once again what is truly valuable to them.
Hey, look at the bright side, Joni claimed in her campaign for Senate to be highly skilled at castration:
Maybe she could have done a number on Hair Fuhrer.
âErnst received widespread attention for a campaign advertisement she released in March 2014 where she employed a tongue-in-cheek comparison between her experience castrating pigs and her ability to cut âporkâ in Congress.â
Sometimes you get a nasty divorce with one decent and one rotten party. But more often both parties of a nasty divorce are horrible people. After all, who marries a horrible person other than a horrible person?
This fits the pattern.