Discussion: Eric Trump: Media 'Can't Keep Up' With My Father Because He's Too Energetic

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Sure thing, Beavis…

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Fredo Corleone couldn’t have expressed it better!!

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Poor little Ewick. Desperately trying to get some of Daddy’s love. Forever failing.

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So much energy. The best energy.

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Eric - Why can’t your daddy walk a golf course?

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Sees one color, green.

That much, I’ll believe. He’s obsessed with money. But endless energy and stamina? Nope, sonny. People with boundless energy don’t need hours and hours of “executive time,” they make it to work before 11 most days, they even, believe it or not, work in the evenings too. You’re too obtuse to see it but your father has a serious type of mental illness that makes him seek adulation. That’s why he made all those speeches. It’s not because he has lots of energy and it’s sure as hell not because he likes to work. It’s because he’s crazy.

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Don’t you have some endangered species to slaughter?

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“CNN’s chief medical correspondent, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, noted Tuesday that Trump’s coronary calcium score indicated he has heart disease.”

Mr. President:
Your doctors, no doubt, will now tell you that you need to lose weight, exercise, and stop eating foods laden with fat. Don’t listen to them, Mr. President! You got to where you are by being your own man! Keep up the good work!

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Fortunately we have you to counterbalance all that zippy behavior and Stable and Smart®™ brain you slow dimwitted fuck.

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Did anyone ask Stormy about his energy?

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“As he was on his on seventh speed of
the night, they were in the back, not speaking in front of 30,000
people, seven times in a row in four different states,” he continued.
“They were totally falling asleep, they can’t keep up with him.”

Face it Eric, it wasn’t exhaustion. It was a Content problem.

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The media can’t keep up with Daddy’s lies, that’s what you mean, kid, right?

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Green, eh? How admirable. What a true American (sadly). Again, imagine if this was said (as a compliment) about a Democratic president; sorry, I know can’t go there.

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“By the way, if I look around that room, half the people that were in there I remember from the campaign, and I remember them sleep deprived, drinking cases of Red Bull because they couldn’t keep up with [my father].”

Perhaps it’s because they were working, Eric. You should try it some time.

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Why do you think she was paid 130 grand to keep her mouth shut by the same guy who never misses a chance to brag about anything he can?

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Go away, Fredo.

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Is this nitwit talking about Trump or his real dad Gary Busey?

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Someone should take this fool fishing! Hail Mary Full of Grace…

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