Discussion: Eric Trump Claims Dad Running Because Of Nonexistent National 'Holiday' Tree

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When reality doesn’t work for you, just make up another one.

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Eric Trump would be such an embarrassment to the Republican Party, but for his father.

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But is it called the Jesustree? No, it’s not!

KEEP THE JESUS IN CHRISTMAS!!! GAME, set && MATCH, LIBTURDS!

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Keep on “fucking that chicken” Eric.
The way this is going, you stand to inherit nothing but ashes.

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Oh for Fuck’s sake, these people don’t need to be running for President, they need to be featured in a Xanax ad.

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On the tRump fambilly fruit tree little EarAche falls not far from the tree.

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Can insanity be genetic?

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It baffles the mind how anyone could be so fucking stupid. So much for a high priced education. It is definitely true that the ‘right’ lives in come kind of bubble that filters out ordinary common sense but allows all manner of conspiracy theories to pass.

Please proceed Mr. Eric Trump.

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Um, have you seen Kirk Cameron’s take on this? The Christmas tree and consumerism are both direct tributes to Jesus, because he was hung on a cross that was made from wood…

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Effing Obama and his Holiday shit.

I mean Bush. yeah.

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Syphillis can certainly work its way through generations.

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Rich Spoiled Brat: It doesnt matter whether they called it Holiday Tree or not, they were thinking about it and that is enough.

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No, but mostly because Kirk Cameron is an insignificant idiot, so I really don’t have a whole lot of interest in what he says. Same thing for a guy screaming on a street corner.

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“I could go on for hours,” Eric said.

Well, that’s at least one true thing.

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The more I listen to this ass, the more I realize he is not too bright or too smart.

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Watch out, meri. GoET is very litigious.

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Donald: Eric, My campaign is struggling. I want you to go out and give one of your “Fox News’ Greatest Hits” speeches. You know, the sound bites that get white people all riled up.

Eric: Will do, Dad. If I do a really good job, will you like me as much as you like Ivanka?

Donald: No. Never. Have you seen her? C’mon.

Eric: OK, how about as much as Don Jr.?

Donald: Not a chance.

Eric: How about… the other two. What are their names again?

Donald: You mean Barron and… um… I forget. It’ll come to me. But yes, you do a really good job and I’ll like you as much as the other girl. But not Barron.

Eric, excited: OK dad. This will be great!

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It’s a tribute!

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Fair enough, he still managed to get it made into a movie. A movie I was only willing to read a review of…

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