Discussion: Eric Trump Claims Dad Running Because Of Nonexistent National 'Holiday' Tree

Ayn Rand movies get made too. Still shit.

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I could go on and on for hours.

I’m sure you can. I’ll be over here, not listening.

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When all you have are lies and exaggerations…it must be Hair Furor’s scampaign! Who actually believes this crap?? I know, diseased minds.

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Hillary has a secret plan to rename it The Holiday Tree. A lot of people are saying. I am sure it’s in those missing e-mails.

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Stop the presses! Please, I’m begging you. I can’t keep up. I have work to do. help

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Did Jesus say to use a Frasier Fir?

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Yes

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Well, once again I have to state that the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

ET, your father, who is a draft dodging coward, a Veteran’s charity stiffer, a perverted daughter grouper, and a lying, asshole loser, could care less about everything in the world, except that his various sexual indicators are so small compared to his mouth.

Sad.

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Just as nutty of a fruitcake as his Dad!

Yah know, people say Junior does have syphilis. Smart people, brilliant people, lotsa people…

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He opens up the paper each morning

Ha ha ha, that is funny.

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All the Trumps give the impression they read a magazine article about the United States many years ago and, now, have vague, differing memories of it…

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Annoying, but not wholly without talent…I thought he was pretty good as Greg Marmalard in Animal House.

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Also, no school can forbid kids from saying the Pledge of Allegiance, we didn’t send $100B to Iran, and the fire department wasn’t allowed to fly huge flammable flags on the back of their truck that they drive to where fires are and could have put American flag stickers on the trucks.

Absolutely none of his examples are real things, but … Trump!

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His whole campaign has been about fixing an America that’s completely fucked up and in ruins that not only do I not recognize, but I know a guy with his wealth as never experienced. Maybe some of the dumb white fucks that are voting for him live in shambles but I just feel like he talking about a completely different country than the one I live in. So the fact that everything his son said is false makes me shake my head but doesn’t really surprise me.

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It’s only August. Maybe it’s me but it seems like The war on Christmas just gets earlier every year.

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Hans is all over the news lately. What happened to Franz? Haven’t seen him in a while.

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QVC’s been doing the Christmas in the Summer bit…

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Poor dude’s just repeating what he heard on O’Reilly.

And everyone else who watches O’Reilly won’t even bat an eye at this lie.

And nobody else cares.

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Like many on the right poor Eric lives in a bubble. He believes the crap told to him by the right wing media without actually checking. After all neither Fox nor Breitbart would ever intentional lie to him, would they?

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Cursed and locked in a tower at St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies?

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