Someone rescue that cat!
Look at the poor thing crying out for help. Bet Assange doesn’t clean its kitty litter box either. :
clean your bathroom … It’s virtually a prison regime… goes against his basic human dignity as an asylee.
I, too, remember my screeds in sixth grade. MOMMMMMMMMMMMMM, ECUADOR IS OUT OF PIZZA ROLLS
Help the cat. Screw Assange’s bathroom.
Per the Guardian, the government also stated that come December, Assange will be on his own to pay for food and laundry.
He’s like a 20 something living in his parents basement needing to be told to clean his room and do his own laundry. Just kick his ass out.
The world’s worst houseguest. Next time, your mother-in-law stays over an extra few days, remember, at least she isn’t Assange.
Something karmic in the one of the world’s most treacherous hackers now being babysat regarding his internet access.
I mean…he can’t even look at cat videos without supervision!
What kind of a sick bastard put a tie on a cat?
Well, JFC!
“This new regime goes against his basic human dignity as an asylee.”
Maybe Ecuador could put Assange in a tent in the middle of the desert, guarded by stupid sadistic racists?
““It’s virtually a prison regime,” Assange lawyer Carlos Poveda told the Guardian. “This new regime goes against his basic human dignity as an asylee.””
So man the fuck up, go be tried for your accused crimes and manage to somehow win on the evidence (or lack thereof) if you don’t like “prison regimes.” Your human rights or dignity require due process, not free room, board and housecleaning.
All these bad boys expect others to take care of them.
How long have they been taking care of him? I can’t even remember exactly. I’m shocked they haven’t kicked him out before now - his asylum claim is bogus. He’s just ducking arrest.
Don’t Get Political Online And Take Care Of Your Cat
Moses originally had that on one of his stone tablets. But then he swapped it out for "Thou shalt not commit adultery" because he caught his wife fucking around with Bob.I like the way you’re continuining the animal theme here. Unless you’re just bullshitting us.
I just looked it up. He’s been there since June of 2012.
When Assange comes up I always think of Glenn Greenwald. I sure hope he’s enjoying his adopted country, Brazil, which is one election away from going totally fascist.
Assholes - all of them. Traitors.
@pluckyinky - thanks for looking it up. I thought it was about 6 years and I guess so. Damn I don’t think Salman Rushdie spent that much time hiding from the fatwa.
Geeez, free room and board for how many years??? And now it’s a prison, aww, clean your cat box and shut up.
With his grabby, grabby hands and lack of understanding of “NO” I have no doubt that Brett Kavanaugh could put him up for a while. Or Trump, since they are both Russian agents.
It is just too bad that all of the Countries likely to put him on the rack (Saudis, Isreal, North Korea) and find out his connections to the Russian interfearence in the election are in Trump’s corner. Perhaps he can be turned over to the Chinese…
his collar is too tight