Discussion for article #230127
Seriously?
Will people ride their alligators to the theatre to see this?
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Will this just be a musical adaptation of the biblical sex depicted in “Deliverance”?
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And next we’ll all go to the Creation Museum.
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I hear that Papa Duck’s Male Anus Soliloquy is absolutely spellbinding.
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IF HOMos caN HAve MUSicaLs deVOTed TO PromoTE theiR liFEstYLE HAVing seX wITH aNIMAls and CHILdren to TURn theM gaY BeCause THEY caN’t HAVe chILDreN the WAY GOD coMMANded, then WHY caN’t THEY haVE a MUSIcaL aBOUT a CHRIstiaN faMILY and DUCKS?:??
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People pay to see this? Max Bialystock stands in awe.
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Has the Duck Dynasty parody porn come out yet?
Preferably one that’s an all-gay feature?
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People don’t pay $100 for something they can see on the teevee for free.
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I think you could make a musical based on dogs vomiting and it would be more successful than this misbegotten idea.
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How long before Elton John shows up to publicly forgive the Robertsons on behalf of gay people everywhere, and to accept a large fee to perform opening night?
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Soon to be followed by the Sarah Palin musical: Moose Dynasty.
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Who is going to go see this trash about trash?
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Where’s the money for this coming from? If it’s the family and their associates, I can imagine plenty of theater types who would be happy to take the cash as long as it lasts.
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Funny how in true grifter style, their so-called principles go out the window when money is involved.
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Does anyone know if there is an “a” in “morons?”
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Springtime for Homophobes
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Musical theatre used to be based on literature or films or some other source that did not spring from rubes and intend to play to rubes.
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Their 15 minutes are long since over.
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Ever hear of Moose Murders? It had 13 previews and played one night in 1983. It’s come to define Broadway flop.
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