Discussion: Donald Trump Reaches Out To Paul Ryan

Discussion for article #246803

“Hey, Other Dinosaur! What was that big flash and bang?”

10 Likes

Nothing says I’m “pleased” you reached out quite like saying I’m too busy to meet in-person.

9 Likes

Well, that didn’t take long. They’ll hate Trump right up until they work with him.

8 Likes

“Ryan said he would likely not meet in-person with Trump because of scheduling conflicts.”

Sounds like Hide & Go Seek to me.

2 Likes

Next chapter of the Republican Party’s Big Boys’ playbook:
"We Were For Trump Before We Were Against Trump Before We Were For Him."

http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/V/2/4/Trump-GOP-Establishment.jpg

5 Likes

Everyone knows the GOP agenda:

  • tax cuts for rich
  • screw the poor
  • oppose everything a Dem president/senate/house proposes
  • increase military budget
  • let businesses ravage the environment and mistreat their employees
  • pretty much anything that involves greed and selfishness benefiting the 1% and hurting everyone else
15 Likes

Sociopaths always reach out to each other.

1 Like

Oh lil’ Zombie Eyes! The Donald will simply let you know that it time for YOU to toe the line and get on board the Trump Express. And YOU will like it!

2 Likes

“Ryan said he would likely not meet in-person with Trump because of scheduling conflicts.”

I had a potential employer respond to multiple applications in this fashion before I finally realized they just weren't into me.

Ryan may as well have said he keeps losing Trump's phone number.

<img src="/uploads/default/9176/acbcda738d1e76a2.png" width="322" height="156">
1 Like

What exactly is there to meet about? GOP House is gonna set up an agenda that would make the worst authoritarian regime proud and Rump will be the nominee standing in front of it. When asked about the agenda, Rump will claim that he’s fine with it. For more details, check out his Twitter feed later.

4 Likes

Pretty sure their only agenda is chaos. Trump already knows how to do that.

5 Likes

add:
-invade some random, small country with an inconsequential military presence because Iran looked at us funny.

8 Likes

Disclaimer: Motives for helping snapping turtles cross the road may vary.

1 Like

Ryan said on Fox News’ “Fox and Friends” that he’s “pleased” Trump reached out around.

Must be a new experience for Rep Ryan
to be jerked-off by the short-fingered one.
Sounds like he enjoyed it.

jw1

2 Likes

“I’m washing my hair that day”

2 Likes

Very hard to take anything Eddie Munster says as truth.

3 Likes

Trump’s released his “plan” to replace Obamacare - straight out of the House GOP’s playbook. So there’s that.

3 Likes

Yep. This is how the rehabilitation of D.Rumpf begins. His bogus health care plan fits with the Ryan agenda as well.

1 Like

Drumph also this pamphlet on order

2 Likes